RedShoe

It's not so much a joke as just a funny thing I did.

When I was in FX, I worked with a guy that used to LOVE to play the fart game. I've told this on GFY before but here goes anyway.

My friend is a excellent painter. He was airbrushing a project one day and was wearing an air respirator. The kind that you wear for toxic fumes, not the kind your gardener wears. His desk faced the wall and so his back was to the shop, and with the compressor on he couldn't hear much. So I walked up behind him with about a 6 foot length of tygon tubing. (the big flexible plastic kind) and I put one end on my ass, and the end on my mouth. I stood right behind him and farted right into the tube.

I took the end off my ass and shoved it into his respirator between his cheek and the gas mask. And blew into the tube. I delivered the most foul odor directly into his only air supply. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! He started gagging and could barely get the mask off fast enough. We were all laughing hard. fuck, that was probably the meanest and funniest things I ever did to him.

One other time I jumped up onto his chair and sat my ass right on the back of his neck and farted right on his neck once. He called it a "direct transfer." He felt his head vibrate. LOL!

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