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Fuck yeah! This one time, this fucker friend of mine I wanted to goof on, well first when he was at work, I went into his house and dumped a big sack of hard candy down onto the carpet, and poured some water on it so that it would kinda melt onto the carpet...
Then I went out into his backyard and grabbed the lawnmower, brought it into the house, revved it up and "mowed" his living room, tearing up the couch in the process.
After the living room was thouroughly fucked up, I went into the kitchen and took out all of the food from the fridge and piled it up on the kitchen floor, where I had a cat shit on it. Smelled horrible!!
Then I went into the garage and poured brake fluid over his wife's car, but it took too long to start eating through the paint, so I took the sander off the workbench and grinded off huge sections of the car's paint.
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