I think I burned off my weiner <pics>

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  • seeric
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    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #1

    I think I burned off my weiner <pics>

    yeah right!

    my first time tanning and i think i cooked my oscar meyer.

    everything else came out swell though.

    i feel like the colonel's seasoned rottissiere

  • sumphatpimp
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 5235

    #2
    I am laughing my fucking ass off!
    that is so funny!
    I am going to read it again and laugh some more!

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    • boner 2.0
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      • Jul 2004
      • 10970

      #3


      put some mustard on it :food-smil

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      • HDADULT
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        • Aug 2005
        • 1152

        #4
        weener burn sucks!!!
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        • seeric
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          • Aug 2004
          • 41917

          #5
          Originally posted by boner 2.0


          put some mustard on it :food-smil
          if you knew what kind of an ironic statement that is, you would die laughing.

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          • boner 2.0
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2004
            • 10970

            #6
            Originally posted by A1R3K
            if you knew what kind of an ironic statement that is, you would die laughing.

            does it involve a 10 pack of weiner and a 12 pack of bread?

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            • seeric
              ..........
              • Aug 2004
              • 41917

              #7
              Originally posted by boner 2.0
              does it involve a 10 pack of weiner and a 12 pack of bread?
              yep, jsut like the movie.

              and a big ass jar of

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              • Zeina-Heart
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2005
                • 670

                #8
                Originally posted by A1R3K
                yeah right!

                my first time tanning and i think i cooked my oscar meyer.

                everything else came out swell though.

                i feel like the colonel's seasoned rottissiere

                ... I didnt know you could burn you weiner.. Maybe if you put a sock on it next time it wont burn
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                • Nylz
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                  • Apr 2004
                  • 8285

                  #9
                  your oscar meyer

                  No sig.

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                  • After Shock Media
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                    • Mar 2001
                    • 35299

                    #10
                    did it plump when you cooked it?

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                    • seeric
                      ..........
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 41917

                      #11
                      i was afraid to open my eyes because of the bulbs and uv and shit. and ramos kept trying to open the door when i was in there.

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                      • fetishblog
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                        • Sep 2005
                        • 5995

                        #12
                        This is the best thread of the day. That's fucking hilarious.

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                        • seeric
                          ..........
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 41917

                          #13
                          Originally posted by fetishblog
                          This is the best thread of the day. That's fucking hilarious.




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                          • llporter
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                            • Jul 2005
                            • 3221

                            #14
                            just wait until it blisters

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                            • OY
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                              • Oct 2002
                              • 5401

                              #15
                              Ill give you about 3 more hourse - then the real HURT begins bro.

                              PS. Trust me, I know, I am as pale as they come and have tried the tanning bed myself.

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                                • Jul 2004
                                • 38323

                                #16
                                We talking Original Recipe or Extra Crispy here?

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                                • je_rome
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                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 6846

                                  #17
                                  lol..that's really funny. must have hurt a lot. you be careful next time.
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                                  • BAKO
                                    Don’t be a short Imp
                                    • Jul 2005
                                    • 18482

                                    #18
                                    Make sure you dont burn your balls
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                                    • BAKO
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                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 18482

                                      #19
                                      i mean cook your balls
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                                      • reed_4
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                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 9640

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by XXX-BAKO
                                        i mean cook your balls

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                                        • Pete-KT
                                          Workin With The Devil
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 51532

                                          #21
                                          You got some balls goin in there naked and letting your balls crisp bro, hopefully you feel better now

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                                          • Ace-wtf
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                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 2983

                                            #22
                                            show us your bod

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                                            • vicki
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                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 1478

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                              did it plump when you cooked it?


                                              hahahahahaha too funny!
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                                              • Damian_Maxcash
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 12745

                                                #24
                                                "<pics>" - wheres my burnt weiner pic?

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