FLESHLIGHT abuse... is this normal? (pic)

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  • DWB
    Registered User
    • Jul 2003
    • 31779

    #1

    FLESHLIGHT abuse... is this normal? (pic)

    I have been banging my Fleshlight pretty much non-stop since it got here. Now I'm getting some spots & redness on my cock, is this normal?

  • Doctor Dre
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 51692

    #2
    That's what happens when you're using the wrong paysites to masturbate
    Originally posted by rayadp05
    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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    • split_joel
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 2270

      #3
      with a dick that small im sure its normal j/k i have no idea might wanna get it checked out
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      • Ramos2
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        • Dec 2004
        • 11927

        #4
        yuck yuck yuck
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        • NoWhErE
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2005
          • 10583

          #5
          Ummm, did you try using the end that has a hole in it?
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          • woj
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            • Jul 2002
            • 47880

            #6
            you need to use more lube dude...
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            • DWB
              Registered User
              • Jul 2003
              • 31779

              #7
              Originally posted by NoWhErE
              Ummm, did you try using the end that has a hole in it?
              Ya but I bought it second hand from some Vietnamese guy. I'm thinking that maybe he put some broken glass or something inside it.

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              • TexasDreams
                former Miserable Admin :)
                • Oct 2003
                • 4700

                #8
                I think you got one of them that Ramos pre-tested.
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                • DWB
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 31779

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TexasDreams
                  I think you got one of them that Ramos pre-tested.
                  Is he Vietnamese?

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                  • NoWhErE
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 10583

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                    Ya but I bought it second hand from some Vietnamese guy. I'm thinking that maybe he put some broken glass or something inside it.

                    That actually reminds me of a joke my father told me when I was a kid.



                    This guy pays a hooker for a night of fucking. She's one of 'em dirty old hookers, ugly as hell.. but who cares? She's got a pussy!

                    So they start getting down and dirty, he slips inside and they get going. After awhile, she asks him : So baby, how do you like it?

                    The guy responds, Oh baby its so good, but, fuck, your pussy is rough... its starting to hurt!

                    So the hooker tells him to wait a second as she steps into the bathroom. 2 minutes later she comes out and they get back too it.

                    The guy says : Holy shit, this feels so smooth, its awesome! What did you do in there?

                    The hooker casually replies : I removed the scab.






                    Ya, come to think of it, my father is pretty fucked up for telling me that joke when I was a kid...
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                    • DWB
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 31779

                      #11
                      Originally posted by NoWhErE
                      That actually reminds me of a joke my father told me when I was a kid.



                      This guy pays a hooker for a night of fucking. She's one of 'em dirty old hookers, ugly as hell.. but who cares? She's got a pussy!

                      So they start getting down and dirty, he slips inside and they get going. After awhile, she asks him : So baby, how do you like it?

                      The guy responds, Oh baby its so good, but, fuck, your pussy is rough... its starting to hurt!

                      So the hooker tells him to wait a second as she steps into the bathroom. 2 minutes later she comes out and they get back too it.

                      The guy says : Holy shit, this feels so smooth, its awesome! What did you do in there?

                      The hooker casually replies : I removed the scab.






                      Ya, come to think of it, my father is pretty fucked up for telling me that joke when I was a kid...



                      That's a good one.

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                      • SmokeyTheBear
                        ►SouthOfHeaven
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 28609

                        #12
                        Originally posted by NoWhErE
                        Ya, come to think of it, my father is pretty fucked up for telling me that joke when I was a kid...
                        At least you realise that
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                        • NoWhErE
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 10583

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                          At least you realise that

                          I'm reminded of it everyday when I wake up in this damn straight jacket! Do you know how long it takes me to type every reply with a pencil clenched between my teeth?


                          Now thats determination baby!
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                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                            Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 38323

                            #14
                            Originally posted by NoWhErE
                            That actually reminds me of a joke my father told me when I was a kid.



                            This guy pays a hooker for a night of fucking. She's one of 'em dirty old hookers, ugly as hell.. but who cares? She's got a pussy!

                            So they start getting down and dirty, he slips inside and they get going. After awhile, she asks him : So baby, how do you like it?

                            The guy responds, Oh baby its so good, but, fuck, your pussy is rough... its starting to hurt!

                            So the hooker tells him to wait a second as she steps into the bathroom. 2 minutes later she comes out and they get back too it.

                            The guy says : Holy shit, this feels so smooth, its awesome! What did you do in there?

                            The hooker casually replies : I removed the scab.

                            Ya, come to think of it, my father is pretty fucked up for telling me that joke when I was a kid...
                            Yeah, especially a joke about himself and your mother. Are they still married?

                            As for you DWB, if you would quit trying to gag your fleshlight, you might not be suffering from the chafing and swollen redness.

                            You prolly should've gotten the penlight size as well:



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                            • NoWhErE
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 10583

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                              Yeah, especially a joke about himself and your mother. Are they still married?

                              As for you DWB, if you would quit trying to gag your fleshlight, you might not be suffering from the chafing and swollen redness.

                              You prolly should've gotten the penlight size as well:



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                              Nah my parents got divorced after my daddy went broke trying to pimp your 300 pound fatass mama
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                              • Vitasoy
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                                • Oct 2003
                                • 58202

                                #16
                                I was not ready for that


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                                • je_rome
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 6846

                                  #17
                                  Man that really sucks. I'm pretty damn sure it's not normal.
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                                  • Ace-wtf
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 2983

                                    #18
                                    did you run naked in the fields lol

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                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 38323

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                      Nah my parents got divorced after my daddy went broke trying to pimp your 300 pound fatass mama
                                      He told you it was my mama (who never weighed more than 120 pounds in her life)? He really is a joker - it was your sister he was pimping.

                                      The real reason your parents divorced though was because they were embarassed about spawning you NoWhErE boy.

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                                      • reed_4
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 9640

                                        #20
                                        YOu needed a refund an you needed right now for the penis operation.

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