Why its it that the moment you break up with your gf....

**BradM** · 10-30-2005, 11:50 AM

They only use telepathy when you're in the gutter. They KNOW when the time to strike is.

**Sosa** · 10-30-2005, 11:52 AM

word gets around fast

**MetroPornTour** · 10-30-2005, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by Pornopat

ex girlfriends seem to find your phonenumber again???

This week I have had four ex girlfriends contacting me. One even called me from Brazil....
Do they have some sort of secret messageboard we are not aware of or something??

Well you know how girls go to the bathroom in groups?
A little secret is that we have advanced telecomuncations in there.

It's called, "The Girl-Vine!"

And when your ex-girlfriends start to call. All we want to do is make sure that 1) We were right and you really are an asshole.. and 2) The last girl made your life even more miserable than we did.

**badmunchkin** · 10-30-2005, 11:55 AM

I don't know - it's the opposite for me - when I have a girlfriend, other girls are suddenly coming out of the woodwork wanting a piece of me; when I'm single they all seem to disappear

**pradaboy** · 10-30-2005, 11:55 AM

It's like a sixth sense I guess

**fetishblog** · 10-30-2005, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by badmunchkin

I don't know - it's the opposite for me - when I have a girlfriend, other girls are suddenly coming out of the woodwork wanting a piece of me; when I'm single they all seem to disappear

Yup, that happens to me as well.

**clickclickclick** · 10-30-2005, 11:56 AM

you must be very popular

**Pornopat** · 10-30-2005, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by MetroPornTour

Well you know how girls go to the bathroom in groups?
A little secret is that we have advanced telecomuncations in there.

It's called, "The Girl-Vine!"

And when your ex-girlfriends start to call. All we want to do is make sure that 1) We were right and you really are an asshole.. and 2) The last girl made your life even more miserable than we did.

Keep it up and you will never be an ex of mine!

**Pornopat** · 10-30-2005, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by badmunchkin

I don't know - it's the opposite for me - when I have a girlfriend, other girls are suddenly coming out of the woodwork wanting a piece of me; when I'm single they all seem to disappear

Oh yeah that too....
But the ex's leave you alone when you are dating and show up when its over...right?

**MetroPornTour** · 10-30-2005, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by Pornopat

Keep it up and you will never be an ex of mine!

I'm married.

**Pornopat** · 10-30-2005, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by MetroPornTour

I'm married.

Thats ok. Some of my ex gf's are as well.

**badmunchkin** · 10-30-2005, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by Pornopat

Oh yeah that too....
But the ex's leave you alone when you are dating and show up when its over...right?

oh, I didn't see you meant specifically exes - most of my exes that I'm still in contact with are in serious relationships now and are not really the cheating type.

**Satisfaction** · 10-30-2005, 12:55 PM

you sexy little man you must be!

**Pornopat** · 10-30-2005, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by badmunchkin

oh, I didn't see you meant specifically exes - most of my exes that I'm still in contact with are in serious relationships now and are not really the cheating type.

Good for you!

Checking out the your songs right now btw...Sounds great!

**potter** · 10-30-2005, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by BradM

They only use telepathy when you're in the gutter. They KNOW when the time to strike is.

Scary

**Pornopat** · 10-30-2005, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by Satisfaction

you sexy little man you must be!

Neh...I have money and I am gullible.

**GoodGuy** · 10-30-2005, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by badmunchkin

I don't know - it's the opposite for me - when I have a girlfriend, other girls are suddenly coming out of the woodwork wanting a piece of me; when I'm single they all seem to disappear

exactly the same here.

**gangbangjoe** · 10-30-2005, 01:48 PM

they are watching you

**badmunchkin** · 10-30-2005, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by Pornopat

Good for you!

Checking out the your songs right now btw...Sounds great!

why thank you

**SeniorX** · 10-30-2005, 06:34 PM

they probably got your place bugged, tech is cheap these days.

Why its it that the moment you break up with your gf....

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