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10-29-2005, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by $$$

yeah i was banging this girl i introduced my friend jake to, he settled down with her and they had a kid right off the bat. anyway, the kid looks like me.

but man, it's wrong to do that shit. imagine if you were head over heals in love with a girl, and she was the only person you trusted and cared everything about, and some playa playa puts the moves on her and bangs her out in a bathroom raw dog without a rubber and everything. your ego and heart would be broken hard. quit doing that shit man.

what you dont know cant hurt you, right

but I keep saying to myself NO MORE NEWLYWEDS but it seems it just keep happening I am going to change my eye color from green to orange and dye my hair gray instead of blonde and stop working out

this will help me stop banging the shit out of guys wives

i am closely watching another thread on this board because i think I might be the culprit and the motivator of a really freaky mom

i dunno i could have been his dadddy he can ask his momma i dunno
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10-29-2005, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by pussyserver

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would you do that if I looked deep into your eyes and touched all that made you feel like woman

most will not

most imediately follow me to the nearest bathroom and drop the panties where I proceed to hammer pound them into oblivion

I'm a jaded c-unt.. I would laugh my ass off at you before I poked deep in your eyes with the icepick I had in my other hand. Then let my kids kick your balls in cause damn they are big

sounds like the chicks you prey upon are a stupid lot...but more power to ya if they are that brain dead
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10-29-2005, 10:13 AM

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I'm a jaded c-unt.. I would laugh my ass off at you before I poked deep in your eyes with the icepick I had in my other hand. Then let my kids kick your balls in cause damn they are big

sounds like the chicks you prey upon are a stupid lot...but more power to ya if they are that brain dead

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10-29-2005, 10:13 AM

you too can be a professional wife banger

I am reopening the thread to questions on technique and selection as well as answering any questions on how to make her leave him the same day if you decide to keep her
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10-29-2005, 10:21 AM

the women arer far from stupid

the truth is that the human female is a very sexual creature and very vulnerble to masculine stimuli. my method overloads the senses ( including common ones) and forces them to react with the strongest sense of being they pocess

there sense of sexual being and a veichle for reproduction

I often cum inside of married women just to make them feel whole

if you ask me I doing the boyfriend/husband a big favor because she will be quiet for at least two days after a deep penetrating pounding from me while i stare deep into her eyes........obviously she will be in love with me

but as long as he keeps taking care of her and possibly (my kids) then I think hes a great guy and would never take her away in fact i would let him fuck her sometime too
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10-29-2005, 10:27 AM

How many people buy this dude's BS? He hasn't banged any wifey.

Me on the other hand have never railed someones wife but I've been the guy who girls cheat on their BF's with.
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10-29-2005, 10:27 AM

keep telling yourself that..it's seems to be working for you

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10-29-2005, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by Martin

How many people buy this dude's BS? He hasn't banged any wifey.

Me on the other hand have never railed someones wife but I've been the guy who girls cheat on their BF's with.

only the newbie surfers...but it is entertaining with all the drama going on
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10-29-2005, 10:32 AM

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Hahaha, that's a good one

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10-29-2005, 10:33 AM

Pussyserver, the only thing you have ever fucked, is your roommate and his name is Harry. Good luck to you and Harry.

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10-29-2005, 10:36 AM

honestly im not hear to convince anybody. I am shareing with you real knowledge and a way to get easy snatch around the clock. you do not need to believe me.

tell you what im gonna do im gonna go to walmart in a bit and find some poor slobs wife and bang the living sheep shit out of her and try to take pics

I plan to impale her uterus with such great force of the entire shock and awe campaign

----------------for any guy who doubts me ask yourself this question

has your wife ever cheated?

if i looked her in the eye and told her i want to fuck her, would she?

do you really satisfy her?

do you really believe that?

I will bet anyone 200 bucks that you cannot introduce me to your wife and i do not pound her meat curtains into ground beef

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10-29-2005, 10:43 AM

Everything in this thread is about human weakness.

Any woman / man in a relationship who is confident, happy and secure would negate this whole topic.

However, this thread is about preying on people who have doubts, insecurities, sadness and longing for something else.

So whatever pussyserver has to offer in advice are for those who need such advice.

Carry on.

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10-29-2005, 10:48 AM

This is a funny thread!

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10-29-2005, 10:49 AM

The funny thing is that a lot of what he says is true and would indeed work.
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10-29-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by pussyserver

honestly im not hear to convince anybody. I am shareing with you real knowledge and a way to get easy snatch around the clock. you do not need to believe me.

tell you what im gonna do im gonna go to walmart in a bit and find some poor slobs wife and bang the living sheep shit out of her and try to take pics

I plan to impale her uterus with such great force of the entire shock and awe campaign

----------------for any guy who doubts me ask yourself this question

has your wife ever cheated?

if i looked her in the eye and told her i want to fuck her, would she?

do you really satisfy her?

do you really believe that?

I will bet anyone 200 bucks that you cannot introduce me to your wife and i do not pound her meat curtains into ground beef

Not only will I take that bet, I want to be paid in pennies so I can then take each roll and personally shove them up your ass...

Like I said before, Harry is your bitch and I think he is calling for you...LOL

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10-29-2005, 11:01 AM

If you take pics.. the date and time better be on them..not that all that shit cant be photoshopped. I will NOT shake your hand, cause I know where it's been..up some poor slobs wifes c-unt..the c-unt the poor slob has been tapping and spitting babies out of for 15 years

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10-29-2005, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego

Not only will I take that bet, I want to be paid in pennies so I can then take each roll and personally shove them up your ass...

Like I said before, Harry is your bitch and I think he is calling for you...LOL

now now calm down you little pre op monkey you

post a picture of your queen or princess or buttercup or baby or sugarplum or whatever dumbass pet name you call her around the house

how about you just go ask her go ahead you can do it just say

__________ would you let pussyserver impale you? he has really sexual eyes and I just want to know

now dont let her know that the thought of me going on a rampage in her box is highly turning you on just pretend like you are upset at the thought

tell us what she says before you whip out the fleshlight
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10-29-2005, 11:07 AM

I fucked your mom... Looked her straight into the eyes and told her "I'll give you $20 to suck my cock". Works like a charm, every time.
Your sister usually goes for around $5
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10-29-2005, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by pussyserver

honestly im not hear to convince anybody. I am shareing with you real knowledge and a way to get easy snatch around the clock. you do not need to believe me.

tell you what im gonna do im gonna go to walmart in a bit and find some poor slobs wife and bang the living sheep shit out of her and try to take pics

I plan to impale her uterus with such great force of the entire shock and awe campaign

----------------for any guy who doubts me ask yourself this question

has your wife ever cheated?

if i looked her in the eye and told her i want to fuck her, would she?

do you really satisfy her?

do you really believe that?

I will bet anyone 200 bucks that you cannot introduce me to your wife and i do not pound her meat curtains into ground beef

lmao @ this dipshit...... yeah, i'd take that bet too, lol.:

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10-29-2005, 12:22 PM

great thread! LOL

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10-29-2005, 12:24 PM

as sad as it is to say - some of what this guy says may be totally true - especially if he's targetting walmart and publix chicks + he lives here in FL - the Land of the Hos

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10-29-2005, 12:42 PM

Don't know where you came from, but isn't it about time to go back.

Someone ban this clowns ass and general fuckedupness. This dipshit is no webmaster or really related to the industry....
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10-29-2005, 12:58 PM

I had a giggle, just the choice of words in the story...

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10-29-2005, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by pussyserver

__________ would you let pussyserver impale you? he has really sexual eyes and I just want to know

now dont let her know that the thought of me going on a rampage in her box is highly turning you on just pretend like you are upset at the thought

if she says yes can I tape it?
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10-29-2005, 01:22 PM

Dude- you are fucking hillarious. I'll pay you to write a manual so I can sell it online, email me.

Everyone in here is hating on him but the reality is that he's probably 3/4 right on everything if not more. If he's playing the numbers with these tactics he's getting mad married MILF action.

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10-29-2005, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Brad Mitchell

Dude- you are fucking hillarious. I'll pay you to write a manual so I can sell it online, email me.

Everyone in here is hating on him but the reality is that he's probably 3/4 right on everything if not more. If he's playing the numbers with these tactics he's getting mad married MILF action.

Brad

If you believe that, then you are as dumb as he is. Maybe he can introduce you to his buddy Harry too.

I knew he wouldn't take me on that bet. Fucking clown

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10-29-2005, 03:02 PM

wow the last couple of hours were crazy....I did not get her this time but wow this was crazy

details in a few i have to take a shower fuckin grease all over
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10-29-2005, 03:24 PM

crazy ..

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10-29-2005, 04:35 PM

this reeks of some 15 year old with issues, did some bad man bang your mom when daddy was away? its ok let it out
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10-29-2005, 04:55 PM

Another surfer found GFY, and thinking it's a story board

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10-29-2005, 05:00 PM

lmao, is this a joke?
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10-29-2005, 05:03 PM

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OK fellas here it is for the next two hours I will be taking questions on how to screw a married woman. ( or one with a long term boyfriend)

I am a professional in this field and will be giving this game away for free tonight as a thank you to GFY for some of the information I jave learned so far.

so without futher delay

lets get right into it

The best place to find hitched chiks who want to spread for a stranger is at a couples club. Look for the couple where the guy almost refuses to leave her arm ( this is the easiest target)

the rest of this tutorial will continue when you guys ask questions

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10-29-2005, 05:06 PM

I think I'll wait till NY_Tim shares his secrets to poontang, but thanks anyways
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10-29-2005, 05:42 PM

you know, I am sooo sorry that some of you lack a sense of humor and any type of creativity at all

I was only jokin but I just recieved two death threats on ICQ so I will stop

as far as the in the closet cum slurpin hermaphrodite with the dumb ass surfer and newbie remark or whatever

guess what dumbass we are all surfers and I bet I have made more money in the adult biz then you

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10-29-2005, 05:50 PM

>> "you are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my life" then slowly lick your lips while you stare right into her eyes

that shit worked on your mum right haahahaha
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10-29-2005, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by pussyserver

you know, I am sooo sorry that some of you lack a sense of humor and any type of creativity at all

I was only jokin but I just recieved two death threats on ICQ so I will stop

as far as the in the closet cum slurpin hermaphrodite with the dumb ass surfer and newbie remark or whatever

guess what dumbass we are all surfers and I bet I have made more money in the adult biz then you

for those with a sense of humor who enjoy light humor and written creativity I am for hire for just about anything you need in the way of cutting edge or sexy text

ICQ me

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I think youa re funny as hell.. thanks for the entertainment today...with all the drama, this was a breath of fresh air.
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10-29-2005, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

I think youa re funny as hell.. thanks for the entertainment today...with all the drama, this was a breath of fresh air.

thank you
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10-29-2005, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by pussyserver

I wouldnt snake her her bro...

no you have it all wrong I dont want to keep her NO WAY

I just want to make her feel good ( another line that works by the way)

only sad thing about it is i think I know a couple guys who are raising kids that could possibly be mine

and you know that sucks sometime

the day you put those women in that predicament and bailed on kids you think are yours is the day they were no longer yours.

Sucks for the hubby too.

You should be shot.
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10-29-2005, 06:07 PM

ok now someone just ICQ'ed me from the name shotgunhusband and asked me was i at some show

they went to ask if I had fucked there wife and that they knew who I was and that etc etc knows who I really am and everyone knows what I do

now while some of you might know who I am I will say this once and for all I did not fuck your wife

she gave me head and thats it
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10-29-2005, 06:09 PM

maby a quick finger bang by the punch

or a 5 minute fisting in the closet but no real sex so really we are both innocent and you shouldnt be mad at her

but telll her to call me OK
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10-29-2005, 06:42 PM

Are you a published author? I think I found your first book on amazon.com:

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10-29-2005, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Brad Mitchell

Dude- you are fucking hillarious. I'll pay you to write a manual so I can sell it online, email me.

Everyone in here is hating on him but the reality is that he's probably 3/4 right on everything if not more. If he's playing the numbers with these tactics he's getting mad married MILF action.

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Do the book man.. that was entertaining.

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10-29-2005, 09:17 PM

I may do that
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10-29-2005, 11:51 PM

Funny stuff. But if any of you believe him, that you can get a woman to sleep with you by saying "let's fuck" you are wrong. Check out FastSeduction.com, those guys are the real experts.
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10-29-2005, 11:55 PM

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I plan to impale her uterus with such great force of the entire shock and awe campaign

This is a great thread!

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10-30-2005, 12:15 AM

women love the green in my eyes
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11-03-2005, 07:23 PM

no pussy like wife pussy
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11-18-2005, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by pussyserver

no problem

the next target is friends and family get togethers as long as you look better then your buddy then chances are you can fuck his wife

the easiest way to get to this point is to just ask her right out when he goes to the bathroom

say "hey you know I have been wanting to fuck you forever" be sure to look her right in the eye

if she says nothing when he comes back congradulation you should be fucking your buddies wife in no time at all

This is where you say.."hey babe, show me yer tits"....proceed to pull up the front of her shirt. HUH? She doesn't want you to?? Proceed to pull her arms away from where she's trying to hold her shirt down. No worries...the bruises on her arms won't show till later...Huh? your fingers start ripping thru the fabric of the t-shirt as she has now told you several times...NO....STOP....GET OFF OF ME...

Ok, fine...She's only half the size of you but twice the intelligence of you on testosterone. She body slams you to the ground so hard your fucking head bounces off the floor.

You are rather humiliated at this point...this chick just knocked you on your ass...not only that, she is now lurching over you, fist drawn back, telling you she's about to knock your fucking teeth down your throat.

Funny..you lay there on your ass for a few more minutes. My guess is you were afraid to get up, muthafucka. psych.

Pussyserver...This scenario has nothing to do with you...but with a regular on this board. I swear to God, I should have beat the fuck outta that asshole. I'm female, 5'5", 120 lbs. Would have been a helluva fight...

I would have won. Anyway...long past....I won anyway. Think Karma got his ass.
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11-18-2005, 08:48 PM

If I was married and someone fucked my wife I would do anything in my power to make them suffer in immense pain until they slowly died in incredible agony begging for me to end it.

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11-18-2005, 08:49 PM

this is such a great thread

too bad my clients wife looks like Britney spears
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