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  • SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2006
    • 205

    #1

    Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

    This cracked me up

    Say the words out loud

    1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao
    4) Stupid Man.............................. Dum Fuk
    5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
    6) Did you go to the Beach?..............Wai Yu So Tan
    7) I bumped into a coffee table..........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8) I think you need a face lift............Chin Tu Fat
    9) It's very dark in here...................WaoSo Dim
    10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King
    12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
    13) Staying out of sight...................Lei Ying Lo
    14) He's cleaning his automobile.........Wa Shing Ka
    15) Your body odor is offensive.........Yu Stin Ki Pu
    16) Great...................................Fa Kin Su Pah
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  • KILL_FRENZY
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    • Aug 2006
    • 6184

    #2
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    • SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
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      • Jan 2006
      • 205

      #3
      considering the chinese Population is over 1 billion ... no one
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      • fallenmuffin
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        • Nov 2005
        • 8170

        #4
        That's pretty funny. Kinda pissed off its not a real reference sheet though lol

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        • shekinah
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          • May 2006
          • 8452

          #5
          I think I saw that before in another thread?

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          • emjay
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            • Dec 2004
            • 4280

            #6
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            • phonesex
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              • Mar 2005
              • 3437

              #7
              I've seen this before but still funny.

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              • Vick!
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                • Nov 2005
                • 6882

                #8
                whats the chinese translation of:

                1) I'd hit it!

                and

                2) See sig!

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                • Grapesoda
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 46234

                  #9
                  say this out loud until you understand:

                  I am sofa king we todd did

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                  • SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 205

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Vick!
                    whats the chinese translation of:

                    1) I'd hit it!

                    and

                    2) See sig!

                    Yank Tu

                    1) i'd hit it - Yu So Fu Kin hut

                    im trying to think of how to say " SEE SIG"

                    Here are some more :

                    dildo - Fun Toi

                    show me the money - pei nau

                    my friends is a homo - He gai

                    are you horny - Yu Har Dik
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                    • he-fox
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                      • Jun 2006
                      • 2884

                      #11
                      lollllll

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                      • SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 205

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Wanton
                        say this out loud until you understand:

                        I am sofa king we todd did
                        lol got it after reading it twice
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                        • BucksMania
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                          • Oct 2005
                          • 3758

                          #13
                          umh?!?
                          ..

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                          • sniperwolf
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                            • Mar 2005
                            • 17743

                            #14
                            hahaha....cranks me up too man...
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                            • Screaming
                              I can change this!!!!!
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 18972

                              #15
                              good stuff lol

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                              • Screaming
                                I can change this!!!!!
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 18972

                                #16
                                good stuff lol

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                                • u-Bob
                                  there's no $$$ in porn
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 33063

                                  #17
                                  hehehe

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                                  • SilentBean
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                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 1146

                                    #18

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                                    • Damian_Maxcash
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 12745

                                      #19
                                      I can't believe it took me so long to get it..... lol

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                                      • Freaky_Akula
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                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 3670

                                        #20

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                                        • Shotoku
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                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 904

                                          #21


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                                          • BluewireAngie
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                                            • Apr 2006
                                            • 4643

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
                                            1) i'd hit it - Yu So Fu Kin hut

                                            im trying to think of how to say " SEE SIG"

                                            Here are some more :

                                            dildo - Fun Toi

                                            show me the money - pei nau

                                            my friends is a homo - He gai

                                            are you horny - Yu Har Dik

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                                            • SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
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                                              • Jan 2006
                                              • 205

                                              #23
                                              my gfy nick:

                                              SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST - Kum Tu Suun

                                              lol
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                                              • Boobs
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                                                • Aug 2006
                                                • 7875

                                                #24
                                                thanks for that, very funny

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                                                • drowsy
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                                                  • Jan 2007
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                                                  #25

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                                                  • thricer
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                                                    • Dec 2005
                                                    • 5324

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by drowsy
                                                    None So

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                                                    • Michaelious
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                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 6720

                                                      #27
                                                      Now if only I coud learn the rest of the language...

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                                                      • royaljelly2
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                                                        • May 2007
                                                        • 1034

                                                        #28
                                                        those were pretty useless terminology.

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                                                        • SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST
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                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 205

                                                          #29
                                                          i just got this asian joke from this other thread which is relevant lol

                                                          How do you know if an Asian robbed your house?
                                                          Your homework's done, your computer's upgraded, but 2 hours later the fucker's still trying to back out of the driveway
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                                                          • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                                                            • May 2007
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                                                            #30
                                                            lol you guys are hilarious





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                                                            • Vick!
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                                                              • Nov 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              ok, Yu So Fu Kin hut!
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                                                              • kicks
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                                                                • Mar 2002
                                                                • 221

                                                                #32
                                                                69 = two can chew
                                                                good pussy = tongue chow
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                                                                • Violetta
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                                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  oldie, but good!
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