Dear Abby - my bitch wife wants me to quit going fishing!

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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #1

    Dear Abby - my bitch wife wants me to quit going fishing!

    "Dear Abby:
    When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do.

    We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

    A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

    What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

    Thanks,

    A fisherman.

    PS I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught."


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    ~ Dear Fisherman,
    Get rid of that narrow minded wife. That's a nice pair of bass!
    - Abby.




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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #2
    Nobody likes Sam the fisherman?

    please.

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    • ronaldo
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      • Jan 2002
      • 5475

      #3
      lol, nice man.

      What happened to your daily trivia threads btw? They were good to kill 10 minutes each day.

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      • Serge Litehead
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 5190

        #4
        best bass pic

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        • CDSmith
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          • May 2001
          • 51460

          #5
          Originally posted by ronaldo
          What happened to your daily trivia threads btw? They were good to kill 10 minutes each day.
          I've been collecting trivia questions for weeks now. The TOUGH TRIVIA will be back very soon, no worries.

          Watch for it. :D
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          • dynastoned
            mmm yeah!
            • Feb 2005
            • 5061

            #6
            lol if that was my fishing buddy i don't think id ever come home.

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            • PenisFace
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              • Oct 2003
              • 3774

              #7


              $50 says they bought the fish at the grocery store on the way to the lake, and then fucked all day on the boat
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              • MikeyFingaz
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                • Aug 2005
                • 1569

                #8
                damn, sam is built like a brick shit house, lol.

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                • CDSmith
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                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PenisFace
                  $50 says they bought the fish at the grocery store on the way to the lake, and then fucked all day on the boat
                  So you're saying you think the guy's wife has a point?

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                  • Holly
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                    • Jun 2003
                    • 10017

                    #10
                    I go fishing sometimes. My boobs don't look like that, though.
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                    • CDSmith
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                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Holly
                      I go fishing sometimes. My boobs don't look like that, though.
                      Neither do mine.

                      So let's head out. Your boat or mine? :D
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                      • Dalai lama
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                        • Jul 2004
                        • 16540

                        #12
                        She has nice big boobs.

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                        • Holly
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                          • Jun 2003
                          • 10017

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          Neither do mine.

                          So let's head out. Your boat or mine? :D
                          Let me guess- ice fishing?
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                          • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 10581

                            #14
                            Alls I can say about the picture is her neck has to be killing her from the bathing suit strings....I cant wear one of those for 5 minutes .. my rack is too fucking big for those kind of tops ..its topless or bust

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                            • PenisFace
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                              • Oct 2003
                              • 3774

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              So you're saying you think the guy's wife has a point?

                              Meh. If he's banging the chick on the boat, then he's either rich or hot, which means his wife is hot. He should do his best to convince her to come along for the "fishing".
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                              • CDSmith
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                                • May 2001
                                • 51460

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Holly
                                Let me guess- ice fishing?
                                Not yet.

                                (no boat req'd for ice fishing :D )


                                Betty -- I don't think the top is holding up her rack. They look to be stand-alones.

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                                • CDSmith
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                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by PenisFace
                                  Meh. If he's banging the chick on the boat, then he's either rich or hot, which means his wife is hot. He should do his best to convince her to come along for the "fishing".
                                  You've really put a lot of serious thought into this haven't you.

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                                  • RogerV
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                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 12591

                                    #18
                                    Great post Nice surprise

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