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  • TMM_John
    Confirmed User
    • May 2004
    • 6665

    #1

    NATS T-Shirt Slogan Contest!

    We want to get some fun tshirts pritned up for vegas. We want them to simply have some cute little sayings on them.

    "Pornographers Have Big NATS!"

    "Once You Go NATS You Never Go Back!"

    "NATS: Not Another Tracking System "

    etc.

    We're open to ideas. Winners will receive some shirts & other goodies (maybe a Too Much Media/NATS jacket or something) or a small cash compensation ($50 or something) if they really don't want the goodies

    Have fun with it and feel free to poke some fun just keep it in good taste please


    Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!
  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393

    #2
    Looks interesting

    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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    • MrIzzz
      If u touch it, I will cum
      • Sep 2003
      • 22923

      #3
      "use NATS or else i will fist your mother"

      "NATS...the fresh maker"

      "touch my NATS now"

      "i want to caress John's NATS"



      WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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      • munki
        Do Fun Shit.
        • Dec 2004
        • 13393

        #4
        "NATS helps me keep my CPA busy."

        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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        • wtfent
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 3790

          #5
          Edited because it was too stupid
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          • sonofsam
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 18648

            #6
            i don't want the prizes but i'll give it a shot

            "NATS.....its whats for dinner"

            "kick them in the NATS"

            "the NATS and BOLTS of top affiliate programs"

            "sonofsam is top notch"
            I like turtles.

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            • TMM_John
              Confirmed User
              • May 2004
              • 6665

              #7
              Originally posted by sonofsam
              "the NATS and BOLTS of top affiliate programs"
              Nice!


              Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

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              • After Shock Media
                It's coming look busy
                • Mar 2001
                • 35299

                #8
                Nats, we support your backend.

                Nats, not just annoying insects anymore.

                Nats, keeps your rear end running smooth.

                Nats, the people behind you.

                Nats will last longer than this t-shirt will.

                Nats sounds buggy but it isnt.

                Without nats I still would be doing it by hand.

                [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                • XPays
                  Team Player
                  • May 2004
                  • 13002

                  #9
                  How about "Nats Shittalks you after they do business with you like in d$'s thread today" ?

                  That was some fucked tasteless commenting on your part for your measely investment which a lot of people would consider to have contributed to the continued growth of your company since that investment. Why were you trying to hurt D$'s business so damagingly? Swipe KB for your impression of his marketing performance or whatever you need to feel better- but the comments to the player's ball were really classless and spiteful. I hope we do not have to hear about your interfering in d$'s business publicly much more and that was the end of it. Nats was all over the microphone that night too btw. D$ does not need me defending him and this is my fly-by opinion and will be "my only post" in this thread LOL...
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                  • sonofsam
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 18648

                    #10
                    Originally posted by XPays
                    How about "Nats Shittalks you after they do business with you like in d$'s thread today" ?
                    i don't think that one is going to win the contest
                    I like turtles.

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                    • TMM_John
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 6665

                      #11
                      Originally posted by XPays
                      How about "Nats Shittalks you after they do business with you like in d$'s thread today" ?

                      That was some fucked tasteless commenting on your part for your measely investment which a lot of people would consider to have contributed to the continued growth of your company since that investment. Why were you trying to hurt D$'s business so damagingly? Swipe KB for your impression of his marketing performance or whatever you need to feel better- but the comments to the player's ball were really classless and spiteful. I hope we do not have to hear about your interfering in d$'s business publicly much more and that was the end of it. Nats was all over the microphone that night too btw. D$ does not need me defending him and this is my fly-by opinion and will be "my only post" in this thread LOL...
                      Thanks. I will see if they can fit it on the shirt.


                      Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

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                      • munki
                        Do Fun Shit.
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 13393

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sonofsam
                        "sonofsam is top notch"
                        Hands down winner right there...

                        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                        • XPays
                          Team Player
                          • May 2004
                          • 13002

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                          i don't think that one is going to win the contest
                          how about "Nats or Bust!" with a play on a road-tripping car thing or breasts shadowed around the sides?
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                          • XPays
                            Team Player
                            • May 2004
                            • 13002

                            #14
                            when i win, i would like to donate my $50 prize to k.b. fyi...
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                            • sonofsam
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 18648

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PBucksJohn
                              Thanks. I will see if they can fit it on the shirt.
                              oh snap
                              I like turtles.

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                              • brand0n
                                been very busy
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 26983

                                #16
                                Nats, not just an annoying bug any more

                                Nats loves you long time

                                If Nats is wrong, I dont want 2 be right

                                Nats knocked out Muhamid Ali

                                Nats, the other white meat

                                Nats, its whats for dinner

                                I shave, you shave we all shave..wait.. NATS.. no shave

                                Ive got the golden ticket.. Nats

                                Nats, so sweet willy wonka should sell it

                                Nats makes my bank account wet

                                Antishave! Nats!

                                how many Nats does it take to screw in a light bulb (who cares, we dont shave)
                                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                • TMM_John
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 6665

                                  #17
                                  I don't want to turn this into a Player's Ball thread. However, I have no problem with Darren. I think he's a good guy. His priorities are a bit off at times but overall I think he's a good guy. Did we have problems with the PB? Yes, two years in a row. We gave him the benefit of the doubt after the first year. We couldn't after it happened a second time. Just one example is a number of very important clients of ours being stuck outside in the cold on top of a client of mine having to come outside and get me in. There are problems with how he runs it. If he had been intersted in discussing them I would have been more than happy to however I was never given that opportunity.


                                  Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

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                                  • sonofsam
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 18648

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by brand0n
                                    If Nats is wrong, I dont want 2 be right
                                    thats good
                                    I like turtles.

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                                    • pornpf69
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 15782

                                      #19
                                      Dont be NUTS use NATS!

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                                      • munki
                                        Do Fun Shit.
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 13393

                                        #20
                                        "NATS stimulates my happy spot"
                                        ;p

                                        I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                        • TMM_John
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 6665

                                          #21
                                          I hope this one doesn't start any fights as it's meant purely to be humorous.

                                          We were thinking of doing one of those shirts that looks like a person's body without a shrit on with a very hairy chest and back and "I should have used [insert other affiliate software name here]!"

                                          Again, this is not directed at anyone in particular and is not meant to start any trouble. As I said, poke fun at us too (apparently Evan took that a little too literally)


                                          Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

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                                          • sonofsam
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 18648

                                            #22
                                            i put my nats on your chin
                                            I like turtles.

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                                            • pornpf69
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 15782

                                              #23
                                              NATS shaves no NUTS

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                                              • brand0n
                                                been very busy
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 26983

                                                #24
                                                Nats = hotter then a vcr in a crack house
                                                want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                • TMM_John
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 6665

                                                  #25
                                                  NATS: Need Another Tech on Standby


                                                  Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

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                                                  • tenderobject
                                                    Need Designs? 312352846
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 11688

                                                    #26
                                                    "NATS Entertainment!"


                                                    NEED DESIGNS?!?

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                                                    • munki
                                                      Do Fun Shit.
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 13393

                                                      #27
                                                      N.A.T.S.

                                                      Neurotic
                                                      Affiliate
                                                      Taming
                                                      System

                                                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                      • brand0n
                                                        been very busy
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 26983

                                                        #28
                                                        nats backwords is stan
                                                        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                        • TMM_John
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 6665

                                                          #29
                                                          This Template Intentionally Left Blank

                                                          (those who have setup NATS should get it )


                                                          Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

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                                                          • munki
                                                            Do Fun Shit.
                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 13393

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PBucksJohn
                                                            This Template Intentionally Left Blank

                                                            (those who have setup NATS should get it )


                                                            NATS... Get Smarty!

                                                            I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                            • brand0n
                                                              been very busy
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 26983

                                                              #31
                                                              Nats

                                                              new aff tracking system
                                                              want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                              • TMM_John
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • May 2004
                                                                • 6665

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by brand0n
                                                                nats backwords is stan
                                                                hehehe, we've got another idea based on that we're working on


                                                                Too Much Media - Makers of the Industry's Leading Payite Management Platform, NATS!

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                                                                • brand0n
                                                                  been very busy
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 26983

                                                                  #33
                                                                  stan si sdrowkcab nats
                                                                  want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                  • devilspost
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 3980

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Nats dont sponsor no wackass parties no mo!

                                                                    Brothels and Escorts Worldwide.

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                                                                    • thumbsdepot
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 778

                                                                      #35
                                                                      "When you get Nats you'll have better stats"

                                                                      "Are you reading my shirt or staring at my Nats?"

                                                                      "Get Nats or get fucked"

                                                                      "This t-shirt slogan won GetNATS.com T-Shirt Slogan Contest and all the the creator got was a lousy $50. He didn't even get offered a all expense paid date with Alyssa Doll or Krystal Doll from teendolls.com."

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                                                                      • brand0n
                                                                        been very busy
                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                        • 26983

                                                                        #36
                                                                        nats beat up the kid who beat up the honor roll kids
                                                                        want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                        • NoWhErE
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                          • 10584

                                                                          #37
                                                                          "NATS, the other OTHER affiliate program"
                                                                          "I <8 NATS"
                                                                          "I promoted NATS and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt"
                                                                          *Have an arrow point downards* "C'mon, I dare you to feel my NATS"
                                                                          "I got mad stats with NATS cause my strats don't lackts and... ah shit I can't rhyme"
                                                                          skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                                          • BV
                                                                            wtf
                                                                            • Sep 2001
                                                                            • 10914

                                                                            #38
                                                                            "Grow some whiskers with NATS"
                                                                            "NATS, Over a million loads served"
                                                                            "NATS, Not just for the big boys anymore"

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                                                                            • khs
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 1730

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Nats is Phat
                                                                              Make MORE $$$ now! PussyCash

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                                                                              • khs
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                • 1730

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Nats or Bust
                                                                                Make MORE $$$ now! PussyCash

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                                                                                • 3piece chicken Dinner
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                  • 1065

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  close the backdoor son before you get kicked in the NATS
                                                                                  "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

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                                                                                  • pornguy
                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                    • 62910

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    NATS, Not Tits!


                                                                                    Edit**

                                                                                    Or Nats leads to Tits
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                                                                                    • JuiceMonkey
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                      • 3581

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      "there is a sexy bitch on the back of my shirt"

                                                                                      on back
                                                                                      "no not really, but NATS FUCKING ROCKS"




                                                                                      or


                                                                                      "NATS it's like NUTS but there is
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                                                                                      • boner 2.0
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                                                        • 10970

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Stan, Ants, Nats, get it fool?

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                                                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 22872

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          "NATS is where its ats."
                                                                                          "NATS made me cry like a little girl."
                                                                                          "NATS in the wind is better than two in the bush."
                                                                                          "I pity the NATS who don't use NATS."
                                                                                          "NATS - I'd hit it."
                                                                                          "NATS 1s m0r3 l33t than that 0th3r th1ng."
                                                                                          "Don't go breaking my NATS."
                                                                                          "Like a NATS, touched for the very first time."
                                                                                          "I am never gonna NATS again, guilty NATS have got no NATS."
                                                                                          "Wake me up before you NATS-NATS."
                                                                                          "NATS time."
                                                                                          "Don't forget your NATS."

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                                                                                          • AdultRMX
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                                                            • 1021

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            here's a try

                                                                                            "NATS makes your nuts smack"
                                                                                            "Don't forget the NATS, Mom"
                                                                                            "The future is bright, The future is NATS"
                                                                                            "NATS, The incredible, credible affiliate software!"
                                                                                            "Make love with NATS"
                                                                                            "NATS. Love it or Love it!"

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                                                                                            • GigoloJustin
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2005
                                                                                              • 2244

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I want a Nats shirt!


                                                                                              I'll wear it proudly.


                                                                                              "Once You Go NATS You Never Go Back!"


                                                                                              is a pretty good one.

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                                                                                              • DatingGold
                                                                                                $6 PER EMAIL JOiN
                                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                                • 13185

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I think I got it.. hope no one said it...

                                                                                                Are you fuckin NATS?

                                                                                                or Are you NATS?
                                                                                                9 Years of SOLID payouts and conversions!



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                                                                                                • DatingGold
                                                                                                  $6 PER EMAIL JOiN
                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                  • 13185

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Got NATS?

                                                                                                  O NATS!
                                                                                                  9 Years of SOLID payouts and conversions!



                                                                                                  ADULT DATING - $100 PPS

                                                                                                  LIVE CAMS - $214 PPS

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                                                                                                  ICQ: 27442303

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                                                                                                  • pornpf69
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                                                                    • 15782

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    NATS knocks your NUTS!!

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