I still can't believe people actually buy fleshlights...

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  • StickyGreen
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    • Oct 2003
    • 13076

    #1

    I still can't believe people actually buy fleshlights...

    they are the most ridiculous and pathetic things ever...
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  • pornguy
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    • Mar 2003
    • 62910

    #2
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    • CybermedAndy
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      • Jul 2004
      • 4170

      #3
      Not as ridiculous and pathetic as

      http://www.heightmax.com/

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      • LazyBastard
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2005
        • 200

        #4
        At least it must be better than your own hand.

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        • High Quality
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          • Feb 2002
          • 5741

          #5
          Heh, I think its funny. Some dudes just can't get laid.

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          • MrIzzz
            If u touch it, I will cum
            • Sep 2003
            • 22923

            #6
            i love the one with the asshole insert...mmmmmmm yeah baby!!!!!


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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978

              #7
              I was thinking the same..Maybe trying to attract the surfers

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              • Donny
                As you wish...
                • May 2002
                • 13754

                #8
                I played with one a little at Spannow's Halloween party:



                After putting my finger in it repeatedly I can see why someone would buy one! I mean, we all jack off, married or not. These things feel very realistic inside. So why not?

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                • High Plains Drifter
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 2341

                  #9
                  Its not a pussy replacement, its a masturbation-enhancer.

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                  • escorpio
                    doesn't fuck around.
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 23486

                    #10
                    It's only because I can't afford a RealDoll.
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                    • Rice_Master
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 1582

                      #11
                      hahah yeah that is pretty sick, i sure hope they have a good cleaning system.
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                      • Babagirls
                        Text Writer
                        • Feb 2001
                        • 18812

                        #12
                        Originally posted by escorpio
                        It's only because I can't afford a RealDoll.


                        shit, if i was a dude, i'd buy one
                        us girls have the sex toys, guys dont have many choices of toys. this one (the fleshlight) seems pretty cool.




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                        • Corona
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 2185

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rice_Master
                          hahah yeah that is pretty sick, i sure hope they have a good cleaning system.
                          You have to clean them?
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                          • subVERSION
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 235

                            #14
                            Originally posted by StickyGreen
                            they are the most ridiculous and pathetic things ever...
                            i guess you better make another thread for women and dildo's..

                            b/c that's just INSANE .. using a device to pleasure yourself.. how fuckin sad!


                            get over it. lol.
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                            • aoLhaTer
                              Registered User
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 5

                              #15
                              Their cartoon banners are comic gold

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                              • Rex
                                Confirmed User
                                • May 2002
                                • 2241

                                #16
                                That guy has done one hell of a job promoting that product. I gladly link it on my sites. I want one!
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                                • xclusive
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                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 35218

                                  #17
                                  I'm getting one for christmas

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                                  • hova
                                    Traffillionaire
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 22430

                                    #18
                                    I feel the same way about 90% of the things I sell online, it just proves that 90% of the people on this earth are retarded
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                                    • DutchTeenCash
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                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 21684

                                      #19
                                      if it sells then its fine with me

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                                      • reed_4
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 9640

                                        #20
                                        I haven't bought one yet and I guess i won't be needing it. I now have a gf. LoL

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                                        • Screaming
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                                          • Feb 2004
                                          • 18972

                                          #21
                                          Those things are just scary lol.

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                                          • loverboy
                                            When it rains, it pours
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 20609

                                            #22
                                            i would take it as a gift, but buying it? no way

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                                            • OMG Jim
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                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 3153

                                              #23
                                              Sounds like the perfect Secret Santa gift!
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                                              • J-$
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2005
                                                • 2090

                                                #24
                                                I'd buy one

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                                                • Ramos2
                                                  Custom User Title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 11927

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by StickyGreen
                                                  they are the most ridiculous and pathetic things ever...
                                                  StickyGreen, I sense a little jealousy.......If you want one, just hit me up on the low low.
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                                                  • Phoenix
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                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 35475

                                                    #26
                                                    they fell pretty good..if you are going to jerk off..it might as well feel good right?
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                                                    • Thurbs
                                                      The Thrilla in Manila
                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                      • 4785

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ramos
                                                      StickyGreen, I sense a little jealousy.......If you want one, just hit me up on the low low.
                                                      u have my addy .. old one got all goopy

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                                                      • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 4357

                                                        #28
                                                        its not ridulous, i dont have one but i see why a surfer would want one,makes sense to me..
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                                                        • Vitasoy
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                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 58202

                                                          #29
                                                          One of the best inventions ever...


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                                                          • pornpf69
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                            • 15782

                                                            #30
                                                            some people buy pill to get a bigger penis...why not but some useless toys?

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                                                            • Mike AAG
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 142

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AngelDollarsAndy
                                                              Not as ridiculous and pathetic as

                                                              http://www.heightmax.com/
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                                                              • PixeLs
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jul 2005
                                                                • 11922

                                                                #32
                                                                It's good to have something you can turn to when nobody's around and you're bored as hell..

                                                                ...and I think fleshlight is one reliable thing.

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                                                                • khs
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                  • 1730

                                                                  #33
                                                                  they need one the mouth one with a moustache attachment for the gfy metros
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                                                                  • RogerV
                                                                    Banned!
                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                    • 12591

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I bottom out in it. need a bigger one

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                                                                    • Slick
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 7338

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Me and my wife have a couple of toys in our collection, she has a couple of vibrating things and I actually have 2 fleshlights for myself, the wonder wave and the speed bump. I do like the Wonder Wave better

                                                                      I can tell you that it's the best masturbation I ever have They do feel great, I'd recommend them. It is a pain to clean them out and try to dry them, but it's all worth it, he he he.

                                                                      I think that I'll have to order the super ribbed anal one of these days

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                                                                      • Ramos2
                                                                        Custom User Title
                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 11927

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by RogerV
                                                                        I bottom out in it. need a bigger one
                                                                        Shoot me an email bro...I'll send you the ultra tight buttlight.
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                                                                        • boner 2.0
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                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 10970

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Ramos
                                                                          Shoot me an email bro...I'll send you the ultra tight buttlight.
                                                                          hey Ramos, can I test drive/"ride" one?

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                                                                          • Paraskass
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                            • 5829

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                            It's only because I can't afford a RealDoll.
                                                                            so very true!

                                                                            do what I did and stick your fleshlight inside a giant teddy bear.

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                                                                            • boner 2.0
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 10970

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Paraskass
                                                                              so very true!

                                                                              do what I did and stick your fleshlight inside a giant teddy bear.
                                                                              omfg that's wrong

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                                                                              • Paraskass
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • May 2002
                                                                                • 5829

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by khs
                                                                                they need one the mouth one with a moustache attachment for the gfy metros
                                                                                bdjuf would buy one for sure, and make a post about his purchase and take pics of his metro fleshlight next to his metro shoes.

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                                                                                • je_rome
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                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 6846

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  You said it right. Pretty pathetic.
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