Have you ever had your ass seriously kicked

Painful would be the only word to describe it.

lets just say my plain white shirt got foot prints all over it....

personal experience or guess?

well at least its better than having your white shirt turned to red one....

btw what did you do

I was mugged by 4 or 5 guys when I was 13 or 14. It wasn't that bad. I have hurt myself a lot worse than they did.

Fedor hasn't (notice the shirt)

True. I was lucky that none of them stabbed me.

Had to run and call for some back-up, 6 to 1 is not really a fair fight.

Yes, 5 of them, one of me. I dont know how I managed to get up and fight back. But I did. My parents lived down the street from me, so a neighbor went and got my dad. He came up on the scene, saw a 5 gallon propane tank. Grabbed it and started to knock some mofos out. By that time I was totally spent. I had one guy in a rear naked lock choking him out, but I didnt even have the energy to do that. I just looked at my dad and said "take him." That was a pretty intense scene. One more minute and I would have been done. In the end I had a broke nose, and my dad said I was bleeding like a stuck pig.

Fuck yeah. Got the living shit kicked out of me some years ago while out with my wife. 4 of them beat the fucking crap out of me, but thats the British police for you (and no, I'm not joking)

I got jumped by a group of skinheads about 15 years ago. Cracked my skull, broke ribs. I had bootmarks all over my torso. Not fun.

No. One time I got into a serious fight with Chuck Liddell, but I kicked his ass.

nobody ever fucked with me, im a big guy

Taking a good ass whooping is good for the soul. One time I stuck this guy

at a bar and droped and before I could move I got shelled in the head, on

ground by beer bottles and kicks. It took a beat down with mad cuts all over

me. Like 120 stitches in my head alone but I broke that kids face so it was

worth it.

yeah few times...i was mouthy and invincible when i was younger

At this outdoor rave once i saw a fight break out with some guy i knew (not really a friend, frankly i didn't like him very much anyways). He got knocked right the fuck out, and he was laying on the ground out cold for like 5 minutes.

Some guy ran up to him starting kickin him so i ran up an kicked the guy right in the face at which point 5 of his friends jumped on me, and about 15 of my friends jumped on them. Again i didn't like the guy much, but hes out cold already so i got choked some idiot started hitting him again...

I didn't really get my ass kicked at all, but i could have...I ended up with a tiny lil purple mark on one of my eye lids and thats about it. The guy i kicked i got really good though, direct shot to the nose. :P

fighting together with your father against some mofos, man that's touchy!

Where did that happen??? I've had a London copper threaten to "pound my face into the pavement" before but never got hit by one.

Just outside Manchester, dragged me into an alleyway and twatted the crap out of me

needed a cat scan after a fight when I was 12... that's about it.

When I was a kid was stomped by 2 guys..split the melon open pretty good

Heya BM, we didn't talk after the Lykos-Reak-Mrniceguy gettogether at Belgrade, and unfortunately I do have a recent experience on your subject..
You met my gf that day, anyway, 2 or so months later (on my f-ing Birthday) I took my gf out and in my own city square (usually a very calm and pieceful place) an idiot (lets say your size, larger than me) ran out of nowhere, took my girlfriend for her elbows and starter shaking her (he was obviously stoned).. At that moment I was 2-3 meters away talking with her friend, it took me ~2 seconds to get between them and push the guy off really hard, he was struggling not to fall backwards and I proceeded forward to jump on his idiotic head when I got a total blackout..
Turned out - there were 6-7 of his friends spread around in the crowd just waiting for a mess, one of them hit me in the back of my head with god knows what and they kicked me for ~2mins pretty hard.. Doctors told me I was lucky not to get kicked in the back of my head directly (death or severe injury) and that Gym paid off (slightly thicker muscle wall protecting the spine, no breaks in that area, took me 2-3 weeks to start walking (almost) normally without pain and another month or so to fully recover (no heavy lifting though..
Really sucks.. somehow I got my consciousness back about the same moment I hit the pavement with my head, (I still don't remember the falling part at all) and I was luckily aware enough to protect my head with my arms.. Still - got lots of injuries.. After they started running away I got up and ran after one guy in orange jacket (easiest to recognize) and called police from my cell on the run, they intercepted the idiot (who started it all) and we're now waiting for a trial.. As you know we're prettymuch in a 3rd world country but I was unable to get his/their names/addresses from our police, and I'd really like to give them a visit with a few of my friends..

Yep. Ft Lauderdale in the 90's. Some bartender chick I was dating. Her ex and some of his buddies waited for me one night leaving the club with her.
To her credit, she jumped in to help me, and really held her own for about 2 minutes with a couple on ball kicks. My kinda girl!We were really coked up, (Long time ago) so it didn't hurt until the next day.
What a horrible way to come down, hung over with shit throbbing.
Nothing like waking up and for that first minute or so forgetting, and then the pain kicks in and it's like "Oh yeah......FUCK!!!!"

Never saw the guy again until 2 years later, when he was down on his luck, and now a big time base head.
I didn't fuck him up, it was worth looking down on him and making him feel like a loser as he tried to explain and apologize. as he asked me for a bump.

hitting you up on icq right now!

no..and i don't want that happen to me..iiihh, im scared!!

yeah the cops beat me up quite good... but that was it

Pretty sad stories... if a guy wants to fight and isn't willing to take you one on one he's a pussy

I hate the gutless idiots that magically grow a pair of balls when they're around their friends.