Ohhhh lord - most pain I have EVER FELT IN MY LIFE

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  • BradM
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 3397
    #1

    Ohhhh lord - most pain I have EVER FELT IN MY LIFE

    I just slammed my balls under the toilet seat. Jesus christ. I can't stop crying....
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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727
      #2
      my god... i could go so many ways with this one...

      do us all a favor and just format c: please...

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        • Babagirls
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          • Feb 2001
          • 18812
          #3
          here we go...........lol




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            • Ramos2
              Custom User Title
              • Dec 2004
              • 11927
              #4
              wtf? how do you do that?
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                • Headless
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 26727
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                  here we go...........lol

                  hows that moca fleshlight?

                  LOL come back

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                    • Marcus Aurelius
                      No Refunds Issued.
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 14809
                      #6
                      I hate to laugh at your pain but im going to..



                      I cant imagine! Ice em up, stay off your feet, and pray to god they dont swell! Good luck man.

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                        • billywatson
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 3281
                          #7
                          See Sig.

                          I Shoot Porn.

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                            • MetaMan
                              I AM WEB 2.0
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 28682
                              #8
                              ya SURE brad, did anyone else catch the quick edit?

                              Originally posted by BradM
                              bdjuf just stuck me like a racehorse on steroids. Jesus christ. I can't stop crying....

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                                • BradM
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 3397
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Ramos
                                  wtf? how do you do that?
                                  I was in a huge hurry to take a steamer, I got some backward motion I guess and my sack swung under as I slammed the lid shut, then I sat down. FUCK

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                                    • Headless
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 26727
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Ramos
                                      wtf? how do you do that?

                                      the same way he gave his girlfriend 11 orgasms in one sitting...

                                      hahahaha

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                                        • BradM
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 3397
                                          #11


                                          Headless.... is that one of those new neck pouches? oh... wait no nevermind its your own fat you greasy bastard. Lose weight.

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                                            • candyflip
                                              Carpe Visio
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 43073
                                              #12
                                              I hurt my back last week and didn't get out of bed for almost 4 days.

                                              Spend you some brain.
                                              Email Me

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                                                • Headless
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 26727
                                                  #13
                                                  just like you lost 100 pounds? HAHAHA you fucking bullshit artist.

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                                                    • Marcus Aurelius
                                                      No Refunds Issued.
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 14809
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                                      I was in a huge hurry to take a steamer, I got some backward motion I guess and my sack swung under as I slammed the lid shut, then I sat down. FUCK

                                                      Oh good god..it just gets funnier. Holy shit man, Thinking of slamming the lid on them was one thing, but fucking putting your body weight down too...

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                                                        • BradM
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 3397
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                                          I hurt my back last week and didn't get out of bed for almost 4 days.
                                                          Hey dude I have missed you. Do you have any good Thai food recipes?

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                                                            • candyflip
                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 43073
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by BradM


                                                              Headless.... is that one of those new neck pouches? oh... wait no nevermind its your own fat you greasy bastard. Lose weight.
                                                              That's one healthy twenty-something.

                                                              Spend you some brain.
                                                              Email Me

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                                                                • c-lo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2005
                                                                  • 925
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                                                  the same way he gave his girlfriend 11 orgasms in one sitting...

                                                                  hahahaha



                                                                  J/K, I got nothing against you BradM. Your insult was pretty hilarious, too.

                                                                  later
                                                                  c-lo
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                                                                    • BradM
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 3397
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Headless
                                                                      just like you lost 100 pounds? HAHAHA you fucking bullshit artist.

                                                                      Internext 2004


                                                                      Me about 3 months ago

                                                                      Who's the bullshitter, chubbernuggets?

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                                                                        • Headless
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 26727
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                          That's one healthy twenty-something.

                                                                          Scam anyone else lately?

                                                                          http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=515246

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                                                                            • Headless
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 26727
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Brad we need more then just a face shot... Looks like the most you lost was maybe 20 or 30 lbs....

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                                                                                • BradM
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 3397
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                  Brad we need more then just a face shot... Looks like the most you lost was maybe 20 or 30 lbs....


                                                                                  Best I can do. From 17-19 I didn't have ANY pictures taken.

                                                                                  Magnus may have a better one, I know we got a few taken together.

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                                                                                    • BradM
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 3397
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Ask any of the vancouver crew that has seen the new pictures, webgurl, rip raster, makingcoin, JMan - or any of the other industry guys who know me: bdjuf, izzz, juicy, etc ... anyone who has actually ever MET me in 2004 previous and then in vegas or later 2005 (phoenix) and ask them if there was a 30 or 100lb difference.

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                                                                                        • Headless
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 26727
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          How long did it take you too loose 100lbs?

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                                                                                            • BradM
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 3397
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Headless
                                                                                              How long did it take you too loose 100lbs?
                                                                                              Over a year and a half. I still have 15 to go

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                                                                                                • 4My
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                                                  • 173
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  well congrat you're on the good way ^^

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                                                                                                    • je_rome
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                      • 6846
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      That must really hurt.. I can't even imagine how painful it is
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                                                                                                        • PixeLs
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                          • 11922
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          ...and how in the hell did that happen dude!?

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                                                                                                            • Dagwolf
                                                                                                              President of Canada
                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                              • 23141
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              And I thought my ear infection was hurtin'. Wow.

                                                                                                              I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
                                                                                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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