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Micheal Jackson is at the Neverland ranch with several young boys, and is frolicing in the hot tub with the group, when all of a sudden some sperm floats to the surface of the water, and Micheal says " OK, which one of you fellas farted".
Two prostitutes were standing out on a street corner one night talking about how hard times were.
1st prostitute: "Girl, times are so hard these days, that I had to turn a trick last night just to get cab fair home!"
2nd Prostitute: "Shit! You think that's bad? I had to turn a trick last night just to get something warm in my stomach!"
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