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Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
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when 100 married men were asked what they liked about oral sex from their partners 98% said they enjoyed the silence!
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Q: What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?
A: They were originally intended for children but it's men who play with them.
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