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  • Phoenix
    BACON BACON BACON
    • Nov 2002
    • 35475

    #1

    Goerge Bush joke...not bad

    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

    He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

    "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

    Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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  • dynastoned
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    • Feb 2005
    • 5061

    #2
    i don't want to be a dick or anything but its been posted..

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    • Phoenix
      BACON BACON BACON
      • Nov 2002
      • 35475

      #3
      Originally posted by dynastoned
      i don't want to be a dick or anything but its been posted..

      ah fuck...i need to let the guy know who gives me stuff to post..that he is falling behind..lol
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      • Screaming
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        • Feb 2004
        • 18972

        #4
        I found it funny. Sounds like him.

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        • blazi
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          • Feb 2003
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          #5
          LMAO, now that's funny!

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          • MikeyFingaz
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            • Aug 2005
            • 1569

            #6
            that IS funny.

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            • Paul&John
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              • Aug 2005
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              #7
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              • alexg
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                • Nicky
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                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30071

                  #9
                  pretty good one

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                  • Enderprise
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                    • Oct 2005
                    • 95

                    #10
                    That one is hilarious

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                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 14809

                      #11
                      You sure thats not an excerpt from CNN.com?

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                      • Big Red Machine
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                        • Jan 2005
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                        #12
                        1st time I saw it .......Good One

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                        • kristin
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                          • Sep 2002
                          • 9768

                          #13
                          LOL, that's a good one.
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                          • Martin
                            "Assassins"
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 17274

                            #14
                            My buddy told me that on the golf course the other day

                            thought it was pretty funny lol

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                            • leadscash
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                              • Oct 2005
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                              #15
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                              • amandaspost
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                                • Aug 2004
                                • 1935

                                #16
                                Seen it before but still funny
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                                • Mike AAG
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                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 142

                                  #17
                                  good joke
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                                  • gornyhuy
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                                    • May 2002
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                                    #18
                                    New one to me... I like it!

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                                    • CybermedAndy
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                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 4170

                                      #19
                                      Who cares if its been posted...thats fucking funny

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                                      • IwantU Bryan
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                                        • Jan 2005
                                        • 1764

                                        #20
                                        Jajaja , good one.

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                                        • Antonio
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                                          • Oct 2001
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                                          #21
                                          hahaha

                                          new to me too, good one

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                                          • Phoenix
                                            BACON BACON BACON
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 35475

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by IwantU Bryan
                                            Jajaja , good one.

                                            What do you call Bush voters who aren't millionaires?
                                            Suckers.

                                            How do you tell the first Bush administration from the second Bush administration?

                                            This time the stupid one's in charge.

                                            hehe nice
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                                            • Paul Welles
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                                              • Nov 2004
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by dynastoned
                                              i don't want to be a dick or anything but its been posted..
                                              i don't think it was posted before. It is in this months Maxim or FHm I believe. Probably read it there. he he he

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                                              • BlueQuartz
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                                                • May 2004
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                                                #24
                                                Bush The Butcher

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                                                • Doctor Dre
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 51692

                                                  #25
                                                  Oldie n already posted
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                                                  • EroticistFilms
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                                                    • Jul 2005
                                                    • 728

                                                    #26
                                                    Q - What's Bush's view on Roe vs Wade?

                                                    A - He didn't care how they got out of New Orleans!



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                                                    • Swappernet
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                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 43

                                                      #27
                                                      Probably been posted but here goes:

                                                      Q.Why does Bin Laden like all his women to shave?

                                                      A. He does not like Bush either
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                                                      • WebairGerard
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                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                        • 8113

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by EroticistFilms
                                                        Q - What's Bush's view on Roe vs Wade?

                                                        A - He didn't care how they got out of New Orleans!




                                                        Funny one

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                                                        • leedsfan
                                                          leedsfan
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 2564

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                          Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

                                                          He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

                                                          "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

                                                          His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

                                                          Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

                                                          post em if ya got em
                                                          i posted that joke last month Brad.
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                                                          • The Truth Hurts
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                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 15784

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Paul Welles
                                                            i don't think it was posted before. It is in this months Maxim or FHm I believe. Probably read it there. he he he
                                                            this is actually the FOURTH time it's been posted ; )

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                                                            • je_rome
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                                                              • Jul 2005
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                                                              #31
                                                              Haha..that's a good one. It's something new to me..
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                                                              • Spunky
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                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 133978

                                                                #32
                                                                Grog..that kinda sucked man

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                                                                • suzyspanko
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                                                                  • Sep 2005
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Heard it before only it was a blonde and not Bush.

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                                                                  • dynastoned
                                                                    mmm yeah!
                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 5061

                                                                    #34
                                                                    like i said im not trying to be a dick i was just informing him so he doesn't get flamed like everyone else does when they do something similar. funny joke.

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                                                                    • Skillz Unlimited
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                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 1541

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Swappernet
                                                                      Probably been posted but here goes:

                                                                      Q.Why does Bin Laden like all his women to shave?

                                                                      A. He does not like Bush either

                                                                      boooooooooooo

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                                                                      • PixeLs
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                                                                        • Jul 2005
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Wasn't that posted here already?

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                                                                        • xclusive
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                                                                          • Apr 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          lol pretty good one I hadn't heard it yet

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                                                                          • reed_4
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                                                                            • Jul 2005
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            that was just funny.

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                                                                            • u-Bob
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              funny but old.

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                                                                              • Phoenix
                                                                                BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                                • 35475

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by leedsfan
                                                                                i posted that joke last month Brad.

                                                                                damn...im always in your wake ;)
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                                                                                • Phoenix
                                                                                  BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 35475

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Spunky
                                                                                  Grog..that kinda sucked man

                                                                                  hehe...you are a star in a sea of darkness

                                                                                  i need more bush jokes
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                                                                                  • tranza
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                                                                                    • Jun 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    haha, that's funny
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                                                                                    • georgeyw
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                                                                                      • Jul 2005
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      lol thanks that's pretty good

                                                                                      & who cares if it was posted before? I've never seen it
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                                                                                      • Quagmire
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                                                                                        • Jul 2005
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        lol. funny. New one to me, and thats rare in the day and age of people emailing mountains of bullshit on a daily basis.

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                                                                                        • sexybabe
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                                                                                          • Jun 2005
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          nice joke, first time i am reading

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                                                                                          • Phoenix
                                                                                            BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                            • 35475

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            woohoo..goerge bush joke threads kick ass
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                                                                                            • Jennyfer
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                                                                                              • Sep 2005
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Haha good joke!!
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                                                                                              • Manowar
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                                                                                                • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                hahaha neat

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                                                                                                • Vitasoy
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  haha not bad, not bad all all.


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