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  • xlogger
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 9507
    #1

    What if both of your hands were broken....

    ...and you wanted to rub one off.

    Whats a man to do?

    Rub his penis on a table?

    Get a handjob from bradM?

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    • Headless
      Registered User
      • Jan 2001
      • 26727
      #2
      Id give my girl a promise ring....

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        • Redrob
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2004
          • 4791
          #3
          Most nurses are accommodating......

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            • xlogger
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 9507
              #4
              Originally posted by Headless
              Id give my girl a promise ring....
              sweeeeeeet, promise rings are so IN right now man`!

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                • The Truth Hurts
                  Zph7YXfjMhg
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 15779
                  #5
                  fleshlight between the couch cushions... or.... have a caring wife.

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                    • Doctor Dre
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 51692
                      #6
                      Get a fucking hooker to suck it up
                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                        • xlogger
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 9507
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                          Get a fucking hooker to suck it up
                          Broken arms and hookers are not a good idea. She will probelly beat you up - rob you and dive off in your car.

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                            • Doctor Dre
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Redrob
                              Most nurses are accommodating......
                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                • boner 2.0
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 10970
                                  #9
                                  I'm flexible

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                                    • Doctor Dre
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 51692
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by xlogger
                                      Broken arms and hookers are not a good idea. She will probelly beat you up - rob you and dive off in your car.
                                      HAHAHAHAHA
                                      That wouldn't surprise me ...
                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                        • Corona
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 2185
                                          #11
                                          Getting off is relativly easy.

                                          Trying to wipe your ass is going to be much harder. I would just slide along the carpet like a dog.
                                          I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
                                          And heaven knows I'm miserable now

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                                            • sonofsam
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 18648
                                              #12
                                              I like turtles.

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                                                • 4My
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 173
                                                  #13
                                                  well u probably find ur car crashed 2 corner later thoo

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                                                    • reynold
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 51271
                                                      #14
                                                      Try to enlarger your penis and start sucking your own.

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                                                        • xclusive
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 35218
                                                          #15
                                                          thank god i'm married

                                                          I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                                                            • reynold
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 51271
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by xclusive
                                                              thank god i'm married
                                                              What if she doesn't want to rub it.

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                                                                • Vitasoy
                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                  • 58202
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Look for something to hump on... maybe the faucet.


                                                                  [email protected]

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                                                                    • gangbangjoe
                                                                      Ronin
                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 17693
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by xlogger
                                                                      Broken arms and hookers are not a good idea. She will probelly beat you up - rob you and dive off in your car.
                                                                      you got experience with that ?

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                                                                        • u-Bob
                                                                          there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                          • 33063
                                                                          #19
                                                                          find yourself a sheep

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                                                                            • Manowar
                                                                              jellyfish  
                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 71528
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Headless
                                                                              Id give my girl a promise ring....

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