Let me help you my ruskie romancier......
When this chick gets back from whereever the hell she was, here's what you tell her.
1) Kick Rocks!
That should do it.
Then start reading.
LYKIS 101 GOOGLE LINK
www.blowmeuptom.com
and your new bible.........
LYKIS 101
Fuck everything thats hot and walks up right thats female until your 35 or 40.
You'll thank me later. Just don't call me dad cuz it'll creep me out.
Your welcome.