Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

In keeping with the theme...

Chinese Sayings:

"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile backwards going to Bangkok."

"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!"

"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"

And this quickie:

A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear, "Baby, I wanna' 69!"

She gives him a strange look and replies, "You want Beef and Broccoli NOW?"

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