Fort Lauderdale is probably going to get pounded. Everyone I've talked to says something to the degree of "well there's 120 miles of peninsula Wilma will have to cross before it touches blah blah (Palm Beach, Lauderdale, Miami) so it'll slow down because it'll be over land."
Consider the following:
The 120 miles of peninsula in the target area is generally referred to as the Everglades. If you know anything about swamplands, you know that the standing water is incredibly hot, and if you know anything about hurricanes, you know that they feed on warm water. The Everglades' waters are also at a record-high level, thus compounding our doom.
I, being an expert at homogay, predict that the storm will hold or slightly intensify at whatever level it's at prior to landfall.
Should we set up a cam here in the office to capture the panic, horror, and overall faggotry that will be Wilma?
Consider the following:
The 120 miles of peninsula in the target area is generally referred to as the Everglades. If you know anything about swamplands, you know that the standing water is incredibly hot, and if you know anything about hurricanes, you know that they feed on warm water. The Everglades' waters are also at a record-high level, thus compounding our doom.
I, being an expert at homogay, predict that the storm will hold or slightly intensify at whatever level it's at prior to landfall.
Should we set up a cam here in the office to capture the panic, horror, and overall faggotry that will be Wilma?
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