This just in: AdultMegaCash is pleased to announce that $$$ has been brought on board to develop business relationships with an older audience.
They felt he was uniquely qualified for the position based on his clear communication and direct link to those above the age of 40, and his impressive posts on GFY relating to "tearing up other people's shit" and "pretend scammer call-out threads". High marks were given to $$$'s "board persona" for creativity and excellence in being a member of the human race.
Congrats $$$, good luck!
First of all, AdultMegaCash and yourself can suck my entire nutsack. Here's something you may not know about me, I don't leech off of others to make money. I never have. I'm not here to develop business relationships with anyone, I'm just here to discuss the adult industry that made me rich. It's adorable that you're trying to throw dirt on my name with clever sarcasm, but do you REALLY know who you're talking about?
While in a relationship with a girl who knows how to push your buttons, eventually she will push you over the edge. I intend on apologizing to her parents, hiring a landscaper to repair the lawn & leaving this incident in the past.
I'm a fair and humble guy, I'm also a man of my word. If any of you are making assumptions about my business character by my erratic driving, you my friend are overly judgmental. Just some advice, don't burn bridges with people before you know who they are.
posting about it on a message board is pretty stupid.
I figured it would fit under the "fucking around" category and serve as entertainment. I wasn't under the impression that it would be found offensive by people who make a living selling pornography. pussies.
First of all, AdultMegaCash and yourself can suck my entire nutsack. Here's something you may not know about me, I don't leech off of others to make money. I never have. I'm not here to develop business relationships with anyone, I'm just here to discuss the adult industry that made me rich. It's adorable that you're trying to throw dirt on my name with clever sarcasm, but do you REALLY know who you're talking about?
While in a relationship with a girl who knows how to push your buttons, eventually she will push you over the edge. I intend on apologizing to her parents, hiring a landscaper to repair the lawn & leaving this incident in the past.
I'm a fair and humble guy, I'm also a man of my word. If any of you are making assumptions about my business character by my erratic driving, you my friend are overly judgmental. Just some advice, don't burn bridges with people before you know who they are.
Just having a joke at your expense $$$, I'm sure you're a great guy in real life....just like nofx...
Ok, that was another joke at your expense, but it's hard to resist.
No harm intended.
Seriously though, no more tearing up your g/f's parent's yard.
pointless. parents will thing you're a psycho and will forbid their daughter from seeing you im sure. you did exactly what she wanted, if she was pushing your buttons. chicks hate it when you don't react like they think you would.
you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..
Do you own a truck? I dont think i can make my car to do a freacking 7 inch hole.
I drove directly to the carwash planning out a fake alibi, and I'm getting new tires tomorrow before I turn myself in complete confusion. They can't prove anything, and my social engineering will reign victorious in court.
earlier i got pissed at my girl and decided to utilize my car and emergency brake to conduct 180 spins and misc. methods of destroying grass all over her parents front yard.
anyone know what i'll be looking at? fines? jail time? probation?
then you do not have a warrant out for you. only a court can issue a warrant, and I highly doubt they woke up a judge for that
damn, what car you drive or did you steal a tank?
That's pretty funny but dude....why you punish the parents?
If they said something bad then i can somehow understand your somewhat childish actions but if it was cuz your gf did something then you're fuckin nutz.
Good luck
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I figured it would fit under the "fucking around" category and serve as entertainment. I wasn't under the impression that it would be found offensive by people who make a living selling pornography. pussies.
Observing your ignorance is rather entertaining for us . . . just not sure how beneficial it is for you. But as I don't care about you, keep on entertaining, and thank you.
I'm sure that after fucking with your girlfriends parents that this will bring even more harmony, and peace into the relationship. If her parents hate you you may as well write off the relationship now. Who knows though... If she has as many issues as you seem to, your relationship could probably go on in an eternally blissful state indefinitely.
Well you want a real answer I have it from the cop:
I had someone do it to my yard awhile back.. We did it back and fourth to each other my parents asked the neighboorhood cop about it.. She said "GRASS GROWS BACK Nothing I can do" Now If I saw them do it Then I can at most Give them Wreckless driving. Because it's not vandlasim in your CAR.. Thats like saying I swerved to miss a dog or kid that ran infront of my car...and I went into the grass of someones house...So in that sense you had to.. To miss hitting the dog/kid.
You're lucky her parents didn't kick your ass. if it was my lawn soemone was destroying like that I'd jump in that car and dissasemble your bone structure.
I figured it would fit under the "fucking around" category and serve as entertainment. I wasn't under the impression that it would be found offensive by people who make a living selling pornography. pussies.
I doubt anyone finds it offensive, but you just fucked yourself out of a denying the event or any excuse thereof, since you've just publically stated the premeditated intent and followthrough of the action for vindictive reasons.
But back to your original question: I highly doubt anything will happen to you, although it's quite possible you'll have to pay for the grass.
1: you're not old enough to drive a car
2: you can't afford a car
3: yo daddy won't borrow you his neither
4: you can't do donut spins
5: you don't have a girlfriend
6: you're an attention whore
Last edited by ServerGenius; 10-20-2005, 12:04 AM.
Hey spunky, suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. I'd run you over faggot. Some people have anger issues and don't hestitate to lose their minds, I'm sorry that you're a well manored little girl in a pink skirt.
Is it be wrong to say "see sig" ??????
Arguing with people on the internet is like running the Special Olympics.. Even if you win your still a retard !
1: you're not old enough to drive a car
2: you can't afford a car
3: yo daddy won't borrow you his neither
4: you can't do donut spins
5: you don't have a girlfriend
6: you're an attention whore
Every time I ever sat in jail, it has been for hiding and not showing up for court and other appointments, I never sat in jail when I just took care of everything in a timely manner.
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