Top 10 Halloween Sayings That Sound Dirty

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  • poppet
    Just call me Tala! :)
    • Sep 2005
    • 1499

    #1

    Top 10 Halloween Sayings That Sound Dirty

    10. She's a goblin.

    9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

    8. Let me see your bag....OH-You're having a great night!

    7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

    6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

    5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

    4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.

    3. Have your mom check it before you eat it.

    2. Scared stiff.

    1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor
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  • 8 Characters
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2005
    • 2336

    #2
    11. I'm erect and ready to insert my penis into your vagina, regardless of what you desire.

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    • poppet
      Just call me Tala! :)
      • Sep 2005
      • 1499

      #3
      Originally posted by 8 Characters
      11. I'm erect and ready to insert my penis into your vagina, regardless of what you desire.
      You can't touch me there, you're not my Daddy.
      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        I'll bury my excalibur deepdown that open wound.

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