Try having a kid! 
If this has been posted before then just shut up and laugh again!
If this has been posted before then just shut up and laugh again!
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I would love to see that ad in a magazine... LOLComment
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haha good oneComment
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yup
my gf wont let me do it because she said it will hurt too much
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I'd rather have a baby lol
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Thanks for letting me plant my seed in your butt Loryn!GFX/WEB/PRINT
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I will have to remember that argument next time it comes up.Comment
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it doesnt hurt that much ou get used to it after 5 minComment
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Hahahahaah Very nice, butt Ramos found another way as well
use the Fleshlight... Does wonders to a horny young fella like himComment
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I never really felt the two compared. I kind of like anal sex.
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Loryn please introduce me to this girl Vanilla please !!!!GFX/WEB/PRINT
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awesome loryn! good idea!FRICKY FRICKY FRESH
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Originally posted by Vanilla DeVilleI never really felt the two compared. I kind of like anal sex.
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Seriously loryn.
At some point may I perform oral sex on you?
Will accept yes, no, or maybe.
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Dude ! I so agree!!!Originally posted by Juicy D. Links GFX/WEB/PRINT
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The voice of experience?!?!?!Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
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anyone get annoyed by that stupid nautical star tat on that dudes arm?
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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I don't like tattos but I almost didn't notice there was a man in the picture. I just saw the girl's face and read the ad.Originally posted by nofx
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Loryn takes one for the team!Comment
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Works for all the girls I've fucked....Comment
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They have epidurals and sedatives for childbirth.Comment
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That is stuff you should never, ever use. Pain is a sign, and one that is to be heeded. Stuff like desensitizing cream can cause a girl not to feel it when actual damage is being done.Originally posted by YoungMoney
Works for all the girls I've fucked....
Anal sex should not hurt. If it does, you are doing something wrong
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yes, would have been way more original to get a coy fish, a maltese cross, flames up the wrist, dice, a 55 Chevy, aces of spades or a dove on each shoulder.Originally posted by nofxComment
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Be right over babyOriginally posted by Vanilla DeVilleI kind of like anal sex.
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No No No I keep from having their children by swallowing.Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
I have never had anal sex nor will I ever have anal sex!
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You might want to take another look at those kids bro...Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
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i've never seen stretch marks caused by anal sex.........
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Looks like I'm in the clearOriginally posted by S P A N N O WYou might want to take another look at those kids bro...
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The one on the left looks just like you Spannow.Originally posted by S P A N N O WYou might want to take another look at those kids bro...
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Can I get the digits babyOriginally posted by Loryn-Adult.comNo No No I keep from having their children by swallowing.
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Originally posted by S P A N N O WYou might want to take another look at those kids bro...
whoa is that tofu's kid?Comment
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You blow Spannow !! HAHAHAHAOriginally posted by Loryn-Adult.comNo No No I keep from having their children by swallowing.
I have never had anal sex nor will I ever have anal sex!GFX/WEB/PRINT
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Yeah turn around and look!Originally posted by Rilose
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Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Ouuuuuuuuch.....I'm just a newbie.Comment
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You're the only one that hasn't been blown fag!Originally posted by Rilose
...There's no guys here your type!Last edited by S P A N N O W; 10-18-2005, 03:45 PM.Comment
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If you ever change your mind, me and my AstroGlide will be ready.Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.comI have never had anal sex nor will I ever have anal sex!
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Originally posted by Vanilla DeVilleI never really felt the two compared. I kind of like anal sex.
Ok, I'm going to read that back to myself verrrrrrrrrrrrry slowly.
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seems lots of girls enjoy anal these days. or so they claim at least. most of my female friends say they've tried it and enjoyed it. tho a few say they've tried it and didn't. if you're not open to it chances are you won't enjoy it, you'll be too worried it will hurt or whatever. i've never gotten the chance to do a girl in the ass but it is one of my goals. lol. just my luck the girl i end up with won't do it.you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..Comment
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You guys seem to have the BEST working envoirement ever!!!I'm just a newbie.Comment
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Hmmm... I think you are missing out, my luv!!Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I have never had anal sex nor will I ever have anal sex!
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best thread of the week
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That is not an ouch. He is just teasing. If he thought for a second that I was really screwing and fucking all the people he teases me about he wouldn't joke about it. He is not an asshole just a ball buster!Originally posted by tranza
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Interesting thread I must say
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I cant complain, my gf LOVES anal sexskype: lordofthecameltoeComment
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Yeah, I noticed that AFTER I hit the reply buttom.Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.comThat is not an ouch. He is just teasing. If he thought for a second that I was really screwing and fucking all the people he teases me about he wouldn't joke about it. He is not an asshole just a ball buster!
Sorry for that...
Any chance I can get a different collor on my nick now????
I'm just a newbie.Comment
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That would be a Texasdreams question!Originally posted by tranzaYeah, I noticed that AFTER I hit the reply buttom.
Sorry for that...
Any chance I can get a different collor on my nick now????
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Woohoo!!! I got it!!!Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.comThat would be a Texasdreams question!
Thanks to whoever did this!!!!!!
I'm so happy now!!
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