My rich uncle just died in a car crash in Nigeria...

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    My rich uncle just died in a car crash in Nigeria...

    Dear Dagwolf.
    I am Barrister.Akin Daniels,an attorney at law.I am the Personal Attorney to
    Mr Nicolas Dagwolf ,a national of your country,who used to work with Mobil
    Development Company in Nigeria.Herein after shall be referred to as my
    client. On the 21st of April 2002,my client in company of his wife and three
    kids were involved in a fatal car crash in Nigeria. All occupant of the
    vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several
    enquires to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives,this
    has proved rather unsuccessful.I have therefore contacted you to assist in
    repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get
    confisticated or declared nserviceable by the bank in which his fund were
    deposited.Since you share the same last name.
    Particularly,the Bank where the deceased operated an account valued to the
    tune of ($18 million US dollars) has issued me a notice to provide the next
    of Kin or have the account revoked within the next ten official working
    days. Since I have been nsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2
    years now I solicit your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
    deceased since you both share the same last name so that the proceeds of his
    account can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money to a ratio
    of 6:4,meaning I take 60% and you'll get 40%.I have all the necessary legal
    document that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
    your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee that
    this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you
    from any breach of the law.
    Best Regards.
    HERE IS MY PHONE NUMBER(234-803-82x54x6)
    Barrister.Akin Daniels.

    I'm a little busy. Anyone else want to help this guy out?

    (phone number changed to protect the mindless)
    Last edited by Dagwolf; 10-14-2005, 09:51 PM.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • BV
    wtf
    • Sep 2001
    • 10914

    #2
    I'd try to renegotiate a lower %


    lol

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    • rip raster
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 2851

      #3
      sorry to hear about your uncle ;)

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      • dunefield
        www.barely18movies.com
        • Feb 2003
        • 10920

        #4
        Cash In!!!!

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        • Violetta
          Affiliate
          • Jul 2004
          • 28735

          #5
          post the real phonenumber... Send the fbi on this guy!
          M&A Queen

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          • BlueDesignStudios
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 9492

            #6
            what is it with nigeria & scams?

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            • mouse
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2004
              • 359

              #7
              Hahahahaha

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              • CybermedAndy
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 4170

                #8
                People are dropping dead left and right in Nigeria, leaving us with dozens of opportunities to cash in.

                The rash of deaths began around 1997 or so if I recall correctly.

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                • Webby
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 14956

                  #9
                  Just go there and take some money for the funeral.


                  Love the "my client in company of his wife and three kids were involved in a fatal car crash in Nigeria". Spoken like a true attorney... "kids"
                  XXX TLD's - Another mosquito to swat.

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                  • LiveDose
                    Show Yer Tits!
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 25792

                    #10
                    Sounds like a once in a lifetime deal don't be dumb and pass on it! Good luck... :-P

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