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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    My dogs just attacked one of my servants!

    no warning whatsoever, they ran out of the house and leaped on my pool boy!


    Any suggestions on how to smooth this out to avoid a lawsuit?
    SIG TOO BIG
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    • u-Bob
      there's no $$$ in porn
      • Jul 2005
      • 33063
      #2
      let them finish the job and get rid of the body

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        • Headless
          Registered User
          • Jan 2001
          • 26727
          #3
          format c:\

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            • Amputate Your Head
              There can be only one
              • Aug 2001
              • 39075
              #4
              I would just have the boy killed and buried in the jungle, but good pool guys are hard to find around here.
              SIG TOO BIG

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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923
                  #5
                  is guadelupe ok?


                  WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                    • sonofsam
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 18648
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                      Any suggestions on how to smooth this out to avoid a lawsuit?
                      tell the pool boy how amazing your credit is
                      I like turtles.

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                          tell the pool boy how amazing your credit is
                          he already knows.

                          When you're pimpin' Amp Style, the whole island knows you're loaded.
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                            • High Plains Drifter
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 2341
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                              I would just have the boy killed and buried in the jungle, but good pool guys are hard to find around here.
                              I'm having trouble thinking of something easier to find than a pool boy in Maui.

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by skinnywussy
                                  I'm having trouble thinking of something easier to find than a pool boy in Maui.
                                  I said "good" pool boys. The chumps are a dime a dozen.
                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                    • u-Bob
                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 33063
                                      #10
                                      dump the pool boy and get a pool girl?

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                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                          There can be only one
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 39075
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                          is guadelupe ok?
                                          he's bleeding from the eye and crying for his mother
                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                            • High Plains Drifter
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2005
                                              • 2341
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                              I said "good" pool boys. The chumps are a dime a dozen.
                                              Hey, its not like learning to use photoshop or something really hard like that, cleaning a pool is something that every non-howli should know how to do.

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                                                • Dagwolf
                                                  President of Canada
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 23141
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                  he's bleeding from the eye and crying for his mother
                                                  Get a sex change and marry him. If that doesn't make him happy it'll at least leave him too confused to sue.
                                                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                    • marty
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 1656
                                                      #14
                                                      Take your dog to the vet and get it vaccinated. It might have caugh something nasty after biting your pool boy.

                                                      Good dogs are hard to find too.

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                                                        • iBanker
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 2758
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by skinnywussy
                                                          Hey, its not like learning to use photoshop or something really hard like that, cleaning a pool is something that every non-howli should know how to do.

                                                          Regarding what you should do with him, depends on if he is black or white. Maybe you can order another one. I think they sell them online nowadays.
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                                                            • u-Bob
                                                              there's no $$$ in porn
                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                              • 33063
                                                              #16
                                                              plenty of indians around last time i checked
                                                              atleast one of them should be able to clean your pool...

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                                                                • 3M TA3
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 2972
                                                                  #17
                                                                  act really worried about your dog then tell him to clean the blood out of the pool before he leaves. make sure he realizes he's lucky the dog isn't tramatized by the event.

                                                                  then ask him to take the trash out before he locks up

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                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 39075
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by BlueMoon
                                                                      act really worried about your dog then tell him to clean the blood out of the pool before he leaves. make sure he realizes he's lucky the dog isn't tramatized by the event.

                                                                      then ask him to take the trash out before he locks up

                                                                      best response! I love it
                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                        • Fred Quimby
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 5430
                                                                          #19
                                                                          It's the neighbors dog

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                                                                            • Skillz Unlimited
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                              • 1541
                                                                              #20
                                                                              lmao! - you guys are cracking me up.

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                                                                                • Ross
                                                                                  Ik ben een aap
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 18874
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  With all that money you got you can hire many pool boys.

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                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Ross
                                                                                      With all that money you got you can hire many pool boys.
                                                                                      true... good point
                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                        • pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                          • 5133
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          tell em you sorry and slide him 1000 dollars but first have your lawyer fax over an agreement

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                                                                                            • phonesex
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                              • 3437
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I'm sure you got homeowners insurance. Also, depending where you live, your pool mine might be illegal.

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                                                                                                • KRL
                                                                                                  Entrepreneur
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 31429
                                                                                                  #25
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                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                      Tell him your GFY nick.

                                                                                                      that should shut him up for good!
                                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                        • Morgan
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                          • 10520
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          drown the pool boy
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