I'm gonna be a mutha fuckin' cowboy! Woooo!

God forbid you fall off and break your neck...

and god forbid you should live past the age of 19.

For someone who's left the industry and mocks those who post on this board, you sure do spend a lot of time here.

i know.... ain't it really getting annoying?

From what I can tell, you're not annoying anyone except yourself.

good one there!

You will need a six shooter too.

I got a shooter, with twin 15 round clips

and some toothpicks

hehehehehehehe!

oh and a big belt buckle also

thought he was already a cowboy?

rough rider at that.

yeah... one of those dinner plate sized ones

they have horses in hawaii? how many land you have for them

you're kidding right?

we want pics

pics ? :D

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I agree with this guy.

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whores, not horses... though they are hairy as well from what I have seen

haha and why does having a horse make you a cowboy? I don't understand that part. Congrats on getting them though. You using them for your own riding or breeding or what?

cool, time to wear some accessories! :D

i miss when amp was taking his meds... he ddint make sense then, but he makes even less sense now...

kinda weird

"gay cowboy" search in google images?

yeah, we have horses.... lol
and cows and pigs and chickens and deer and mongooses and all that stuff....

but yeah.... riding. Lots of large ranches here with stables and shit.

I'm Gonna Be a COWBOY Bay beee!

Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp
And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the teajuna ...I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin' fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin? with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy

And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin? with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away

Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex
Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a 'vette, rolled down my glass
And said, "Yeah this dick fits right in your ass"
No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white HUH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my key
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta compton I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor...drink like a Mc (mick...as in Irishman)
My only words of wisdom are just, "Radio Edit." (Suck My Dick)
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin' until it falls into motion

Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Spendin' all my time at Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Hollywood and Vine

I'm not completely sure Amp understands what the "cow" in cowboy means.

dangit! I feel like suckin' back a pabst and singin' a Waylon tune now!

Or do another hit of that homegrown crystal meth...

yeah.... you know all about that stuff don'tcha El Conquistador



my little spanish muffin

giddy up .............YIPPY Ka YEah

love the hairdo, but you got one hell of an underbite there King

LOL Joe Dirte's long lost brother

They have big cocks.

Look Out! Here comes The Duke!

please post pics

Will you be wearing fancy leather underwear or you going Wrangler style? Got pic's?

Holy shit that's funny.

Oh, man!