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  • Bas
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2004
    • 366

    #1

    Don't marry a smart woman!

    Husband called home to his wife and said,
    Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss
    and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
    This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
    wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out
    my rod and fishing box?
    We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things
    up."

    "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
    exactly what her husband asked.

    The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said,
    "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't
    you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"



    You'll love the answer...




    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....


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  • DennisK
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    • Aug 2002
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    • u-Bob
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      • Jul 2005
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      #3
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          #5

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          • LauraLee
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            • Sep 2003
            • 3821

            #6
            So thats why i'm not married! ;)

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            • Bas
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              • Sep 2004
              • 366

              #7
              Originally posted by LauraLee
              So thats why i'm not married! ;)

              Hi Bas *waves*
              Smart girl
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              • Markit
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                • Oct 2003
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                #8

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                • LauraLee
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                  • Sep 2003
                  • 3821

                  #9
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                          • Jun 2002
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                          #13
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                            • Jan 2005
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                            #14
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                                • Jan 2001
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                                #16

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                                      #19
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                                      • kmanrox
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                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 29295

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by EroticySteve
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                                          #21
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                                              • EroticySteve
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                                                • Mar 2005
                                                • 4365

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by kmanrox
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                                                • juicyjuice
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                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 99

                                                  #25
                                                  what if you are really into the person, but sexually you have needs that she cannot meet? you might not necessarily want a relationship with anyone else, but want sex outside the relationship.

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                                                  • Jollyjoe
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                    • 300

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Bas
                                                    Husband called home to his wife and said,
                                                    Darling, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss
                                                    and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
                                                    This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
                                                    wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out
                                                    my rod and fishing box?
                                                    We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things
                                                    up."

                                                    "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

                                                    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
                                                    exactly what her husband asked.

                                                    The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
                                                    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said,
                                                    "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't
                                                    you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"



                                                    You'll love the answer...




                                                    The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....


                                                    BTW, got some textlinks available in the ARCHIVES of Worldsex and Al4a, so hit me up if interested!
                                                    Nice one

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                                                    • axelcat
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                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 25450

                                                      #27

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