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I've told this story before, but for those of you who haven't heard it yet.... Shortly after I moved into my first house there was this big fat chow dog that lived down the back lane. That fat fucker would waddle his way down the lane once a week and root through all my garbage cans, bust open the bags and strew it all over the driveway. He'd eat what he could find and then he'd hunker down and take a dump in the middle of it and then leave.
I found my driveway left like that for several weeks. Then it happened... I was in the bathroom taking a dump of my own when I happened to part the blinds and look out the window. I saw that chow dog just finishing up with making a mess of my garbage. I finished up my own business, quickly ran and got my replica 44 mag dirty Harry gas gun, loaded it with a few round-head pellets and proceeded to take aim out the window.
Perfect timing... the fat fuck was just getting set to hunch his ass in to take his usual dump on my driveway. I let fly two quick shots and heard him let out this painful "YEEOOOWWWLL!!!" and he ran off back down the lane.
He never fucked with my garbage again.
So in short, my answer is yes. Well, not someone.... a dog.
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