LENSMAN, my company is FOR SALE. $1 Million, firm. Is PLAYBOY interested ?

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  • Thomas van de Koch
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 468

    #1

    LENSMAN, my company is FOR SALE. $1 Million, firm. Is PLAYBOY interested ?

    Dear Sirs,

    Due to personal issues I am considering leaving the online industry.

    I came here 1 YEAR AGO. I made great contacts. I made great business deals. I made the WSJ cover. I made HISTORY.

    Now I might be out soon. I have been trying to sell my business to the following PLAYERS with following results.

    Brad Shawn - doesn't reply to emails
    Serge Soprano - claims to be retired
    GrimShawn - he said he only has $15k
    KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm


    I am TIRED of dealing with unprofessional businessmen.


    My company is for sale for $1 Million.

    IS PLAYBOY INTERESTED ?



    respectfully,



    Thomas van de Koch
  • Crypt
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    • seeric
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      • Aug 2004
      • 41917

      #3
      does this mean that national geographic isn't going to do that 8 page spread on the sea animals rehab center that you were building? bummer.

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      • Rebecca Love
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        • Jul 2004
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        #4
        Do the dolphins come with it?


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        • KRL
          Entrepreneur
          • Oct 2002
          • 31429

          #5
          Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
          Dear Sirs,

          Due to personal issues I am considering leaving the online industry.

          I came here 1 YEAR AGO. I made great contacts. I made great business deals. I made the WSJ cover. I made HISTORY.

          Now I might be out soon. I have been trying to sell my business to the following PLAYERS with following results.

          Brad Shawn - doesn't reply to emails
          Serge Soprano - claims to be retired
          GrimShawn - he said he only has $15k
          KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm


          I am TIRED of dealing with unprofessional businessmen.


          My company is for sale for $1 Million.

          IS PLAYBOY INTERESTED ?



          respectfully,



          Thomas van de Koch
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          • Adult Site Traffic
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            #6
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            • Violetta
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              • Jul 2004
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              #7
              Good luck with your sale!
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              • Dalai lama
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                #8
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                • pornpf69
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                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15782

                  #9
                  good luck with it!!!

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                  • Trafficbrokercom
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 542

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
                    KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm

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                    • StuartD
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                      #11
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                      • boner 2.0
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                        #12
                        I've just pee on myself

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                        • Rinaldo
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 5086

                          #13
                          I would like to see the facility, If you're willing to show me the animals so I may know that tehy are well taken care of you can add me to the list of potential buyers

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                          • jukeboxfrank
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                            • Apr 2004
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                            #14
                            Good luck with that ;)


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                            • manne
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                              #15
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                              • adonthenet
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                                • Feb 2005
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                                #16
                                good luck van de... maybe lensman will..

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                                  #17
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                                      • EroticySteve
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                                        #20
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                                                • DWB
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                                                  • Jul 2003
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                                                  #25
                                                  LMAO... funny post.

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                                                  • steve90
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                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 2397

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
                                                    KRL - wanted to pay even more than my business is worth, but I am afraid he would turn it into a banner farm
                                                    As if you would actually give a shit if it became a banner farm after you sold it

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                                                    • Denis_SC
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                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2332

                                                      #27
                                                      Too many idiots on this planet ....

                                                      P.S. Thomas van de ASSHOLE ... Did I get your name right ?

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                                                        #28
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                                                          • alan-l
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Denis_SC
                                                            Too many idiots on this planet ....

                                                            P.S. Thomas van de ASSHOLE ... Did I get your name right ?
                                                            sig too big?

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                                                            • Denis_SC
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                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 2332

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by alan-l
                                                              sig too big?
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                                                              • chshkt
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • Webby
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                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 14956

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Only a million $?? Is that your comfort factor level??

                                                                  That's only around 800K Euros or 580K Pounds Sterling...

                                                                  But.. bottom line... what company?
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                                                                  • Mike A
                                                                    Registered User
                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                    • 82

                                                                    #34
                                                                    good luck Thomas
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                                                                    • Vlad
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                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      hahahah
                                                                      ))))))

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                                                                      • Vlad
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                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 2864

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • Series
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                                                                          • Jul 2004
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I bid $2,000,000 !

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                                                                          • Validus
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                                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                                            • 4012

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Uhm, would GFY really be the right place/medium to contact Lensman? Maybe e-mail eric or something? never mind. Just ignore this post.

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                                                                            • TheLegacy
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                                                                              • Apr 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              thats turkish dollars right??

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                                                                              • Satisfaction
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                good luck with the sale.. lmao.

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                                                                                • Thomas van de Koch
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                  • 468

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Mr Lensman, what is your phone number?

                                                                                  respectfully,


                                                                                  Thomas

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                                                                                  • Pornwolf
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Honestly I don't think Lens reads the board anymore. You might have to call him.
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • DarkJedi
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            is the deal still valid?

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                                                                                            • Loch
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • Yngwie
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                                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                                • 11118

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch
                                                                                                Mr Lensman, what is your phone number?

                                                                                                respectfully,


                                                                                                Thomas

                                                                                                1-800-LEN-SMAN Ext. 69
                                                                                                1-800-536-7626
                                                                                                Last edited by Yngwie; 02-14-2009, 02:47 PM.
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                                                                                                • chupachups
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Oh I miss this guy... loool

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                                                                                                  • WWC
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I dont think this is a professional way to sell either... IMAO
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