You will be a consultant... You can work from home. You must bill me for the services and accept a check or paypal. I will not pay you via Epassporte.
You must know photoshop. You must crop the photo for the post. You must write about three paragraphs of text. You must be willing to do this on a daily basis or write a big queue. You must be available to write on a regular basis. This will be an on going relationship.
You must take notes on my style and you must incorporate it into the posts. By that I mean posting about any old bullshit isn't going to work. You will have a day to read my previous posts and then figure out what I mean by style. If you cannot do so.... no problem.. move along.
The amount of text written so far in this post is about what you will need in posts on my blogs... So keep that in mind.
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Sample blogs you will post on:
http://www.buttbender.com
http://www.cockasourus.com
The newer posts are the ones done by someone else. You will not be copying his style... So move to the first 4 or 5 posts and you will see posts more likely to have been written by me... My posts will be the ones that make sense, complete thoughts, use transitions, etc... They also make sales...
The other guys posts will kind of make sense if you are drunk and kind of ramble on about shit but the post will seem like a bunch of random thoughts... Not like the entire thing is telling a story.
- If you do not know how to use photoshop, don't ask me for work.
- If you cannot take direction from someone else, don't bother asking for work.
- If you can't motivate yourself and constantly need prodding to get work done on time. Don't bother me... I already have 3 kids... I don't want another!
Post your ICQ here in this thread...
DO NOT CONTACT ME ON ICQ... I WILL CONTACT YOU!
I will need examples of your past work and a bid on how much you will charge per post.
AGAIN - If you are just wondering about shit, don't waste my time.
If you actually intend to get work done, leave me your ICQ and perhaps some examples...
I WILL NOT USE A SERVICE THAT POSTS BABELFISH CRAP!