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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    I just bought a thirteen foot granite statue of King Kamehameha

    will be placing it in the back, next to the Koi pond as soon as the crane can get me scheduled.



    Fuck you peasants.
    Flagrant display of wealth is where it's at these days.
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  • kmanrox
    aka K-Man
    • Oct 2001
    • 29295

    #2
    its nice to see you try to use reverse psychology, but i'm pretty sure everyone sees you for the tosser that you really are.... but you get an A for effort... its exactly the tactic i would have used... ive used this tactic for years, always being the first one to make fun of my OWN mother, so nobody would do it to me... and it worked...
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    • nofx
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 16826

      #3
      i bought a few jack and cokes tonight at the pub

      drinking away your wealth is where it's at these days.

      Often times I wonder why
      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
      When sickness comes I must decide:
      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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      • sonofsam
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 18648

        #4
        i just curled up in a ball in my bathtub and shit all over myself


        ******* is where its at these days
        I like turtles.

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        • Amputate Your Head
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          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          Originally posted by kmanrox
          its nice to see you try to use reverse psychology, but i'm pretty sure everyone sees you for the tosser that you really are.... but you get an A for effort... its exactly the tactic i would have used... ive used this tactic for years, always being the first one to make fun of my OWN mother, so nobody would do it to me... and it worked...
          nice theory tranny fucker, but unfortunately for you, every damn thing I've posted here is pure truth.... and there are several people that can back me up on it. (nevermind the pics I've posted)


          the fact that you couldn't hang in the real world and chose to live with monkeys and toothless whores in some degenerate country is your problem, and something you gotta live with... not me. I made it to the top in a place that 99% of you fucking tools will never be able to afford even so much as a 750 sq. ft. apartment.



          Check yourself kman. You're an idiot and a failure. And we all know it. (except for you of course)
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          • Sosa
            In Tushy Land
            • Oct 2002
            • 40149

            #6
            and amp is at it again

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            • KMR Stitch
              I am cool
              • Jul 2003
              • 14494

              #7
              King? Or queen?

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              • KMR Stitch
                I am cool
                • Jul 2003
                • 14494

                #8

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KMR Stitch
                  King? Or queen?
                  King Kamehameha

                  (and it's Queen Ka'ahumanu... but you know that don'tcha braddah)
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                  • The Ghost
                    IslandDollars.com
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 12188

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                    i just curled up in a ball in my bathtub and shit all over myself


                    ******* is where its at these days
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                    • emthree
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 10816

                      #11
                      I guess you have a thing for towering black men that look over you

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                      • kmanrox
                        aka K-Man
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 29295

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                        nice theory tranny fucker, but unfortunately for you, every damn thing I've posted here is pure truth.... and there are several people that can back me up on it. (nevermind the pics I've posted)


                        the fact that you couldn't hang in the real world and chose to live with monkeys and toothless whores in some degenerate country is your problem, and something you gotta live with... not me. I made it to the top in a place that 99% of you fucking tools will never be able to afford even so much as a 750 sq. ft. apartment.



                        Check yourself kman. You're an idiot and a failure. And we all know it. (except for you of course)
                        wow, your approach is amazing.... yet, somewhat familiar... WAIT! i know!!!

                        its the exact stuff i say to you!!!

                        you're very original.... the fact is, you have a GF/wife that looks like a wooly mammoth (this is my opinion), you are a raging alcoholic who got fired by Adult.com, and now sits around trying to remedy your insecurities by bragging to the people you claim are 99% losers... so let me get this straight, your self esteem is so shattered, that you select a place with 99% pathetic losers, to brag to in a feeble attempt to gain their respect??? ahahahaaaaa

                        if i had a wife that looks like yours, i'd be mental too...


                        *disclaimer, these are my opinions based on pictures that have been posted of his GF/wife thing.
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                        • Headless
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                          • Jan 2001
                          • 26727

                          #13

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                          • Mako
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                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1986

                            #14
                            That won't fill the void.

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                            • KMR Stitch
                              I am cool
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 14494

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                              King Kamehameha

                              (and it's Queen Ka'ahumanu... but you know that don'tcha braddah)
                              ahhh Shit.. damn spelling gets me everytime..

                              I know the School ;-)

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                              • LiveDose
                                Show Yer Tits!
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 25792

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sonofsam
                                i just curled up in a ball in my bathtub and shit all over myself


                                ******* is where its at these days

                                pics????

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by kmanrox

                                  if i had a wife that looks like yours, i'd be mental too...

                                  and if I had to get my rocks off by getting fucked in the ass by men with tits..... like YOU......

                                  I'd rather be fucking dead.
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                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                      There can be only one
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 39075

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by emthree
                                      I guess you have a thing for towering black men that look over you

                                      I wasn't aware that Hawaiian's were considered black.


                                      dumbass.
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                                      • kmanrox
                                        aka K-Man
                                        • Oct 2001
                                        • 29295

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                        and if I had to get my rocks off by getting fucked in the ass by men with tits..... like YOU......

                                        I'd rather be fucking dead.
                                        im sorry to ruin your fantasy, but i dont get fucked in the ass.... i get fisted occasionally, but thats only a few times a month...

                                        what's your point? do you not have a real retort? of course you don't... you dont have the juice... you dont have any mental leverage on me like i have on you.... i have complete control of your buttons... me, i dont have any buttons... post some pics of medusa for us, will ya?
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                                        • sonofsam
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 18648

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by LiveDose
                                          pics????
                                          i can't take pics, i'm too busy at the dealership pointing at cars i want to buy that i don't even need to put a deposit down for since my credit is so good
                                          I like turtles.

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                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                            There can be only one
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 39075

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by kmanrox
                                            im sorry to ruin your fantasy, but i dont get fucked in the ass.... i get fisted occasionally, but thats only a few times a month...

                                            what's your point? do you not have a real retort? of course you don't... you dont have the juice... you dont have any mental leverage on me like i have on you.... i have complete control of your buttons... me, i dont have any buttons... post some pics of medusa for us, will ya?
                                            face it kman..... you're a third rate loser with a big fucking mouth.... nothing more.

                                            I've got you outclassed in every fucking aspect of life.
                                            And I know that eats at you..... but then, that ain't my fucking problem now is it punk.
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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sonofsam
                                              i can't take pics, i'm too busy at the dealership pointing at cars i want to buy that i don't even need to put a deposit down for since my credit is so good

                                              you wish.


                                              keep dreaming about me..... and the life you'll never have.


                                              loser.
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                                              • Platinumpimp
                                                Logos and such.
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 10214

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by nofx
                                                i bought a few jack and cokes tonight at the pub

                                                drinking away your wealth is where it's at these days.
                                                Yea, or being a complete moron on GFY.
                                                I design logo's.

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                                                • Headless
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 26727

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                  i can't take pics, i'm too busy at the dealership pointing at cars i want to buy that i don't even need to put a deposit down for since my credit is so good

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                                                  • Platinumpimp
                                                    Logos and such.
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 10214

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                    its nice to see you try to use reverse psychology, but i'm pretty sure everyone sees you for the tosser that you really are.... but you get an A for effort... its exactly the tactic i would have used... ive used this tactic for years, always being the first one to make fun of my OWN mother, so nobody would do it to me... and it worked...
                                                    OMG touche.
                                                    I design logo's.

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                                                    • kmanrox
                                                      aka K-Man
                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                      • 29295

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                      face it kman..... you're a third rate loser with a big fucking mouth.... nothing more.

                                                      I've got you outclassed in every fucking aspect of life.
                                                      And I know that eats at you..... but then, that ain't my fucking problem now is it punk.

                                                      eats me? lol your fantasies posted on GFY are hilarious... i fly around the world 2-3 times a year and actually meet webmasters from this board in every country that I go to... and they all know how i roll... you are just posting your fantasies, two different realms homeboy.... theres dreamers, then there's doers.... we know you're a dreamer..

                                                      why dont you explain to us why you were fired from Adult.com, and also please explain to us why your GF looks more like a man than any prison inmate?
                                                      Last edited by kmanrox; 10-12-2005, 10:04 PM.
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                                                      • Dragnet
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                                                        • Jul 2005
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                                                        #28
                                                        Last edited by Dragnet; 10-12-2005, 10:14 PM.
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                                                        • sub.eric
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                                                          • Aug 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          You know, I keep seeing this and i wonder one thing....

                                                          Why would you want to buy that?

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                                                          • spunkmaster
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                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 2052

                                                            #30
                                                            "Fuck you peasants."

                                                            Fucking awesome post AMP !

                                                            You got them scattering

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                                                            • Thomas1007
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 5542

                                                              #31
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                                                              • Donny
                                                                As you wish...
                                                                • May 2002
                                                                • 13754

                                                                #32
                                                                Does this apply?

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                                                                • Donny
                                                                  As you wish...
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 13754

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Dragnet
                                                                  I guess I should have read the entire thread first.

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                                                                    • Donny
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                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 13754

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                                                      you are never on icq

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                                                                      • Manowar
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                                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                                        • 71528

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                        i just curled up in a ball in my bathtub and shit all over myself


                                                                        ******* is where its at these days

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                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 39075

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                          eats me? lol your fantasies posted on GFY are hilarious... i fly around the world 2-3 times a year and actually meet webmasters from this board in every country that I go to... and they all know how i roll... you are just posting your fantasies, two different realms homeboy.... theres dreamers, then there's doers.... we know you're a dreamer..

                                                                          why dont you explain to us why you were fired from Adult.com, and also please explain to us why your GF looks more like a man than any prison inmate?
                                                                          fantasies? Everything I've posted is real dipshit....
                                                                          you got nothing to show for your sad pathetic existence, and you're pissed that I do. And I take great pleasure in that.... which is why I keep posting.

                                                                          Fired from Adult? Hardly. Ask Lens. I left Adult of my own free will.

                                                                          And my GF is none of your fucking business...... but I do get a chuckle out of knowing she makes more in one day than you make in 6 months.
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                                                                          • kmanrox
                                                                            aka K-Man
                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 29295

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                            fantasies? Everything I've posted is real dipshit....
                                                                            you got nothing to show for your sad pathetic existence, and you're pissed that I do. And I take great pleasure in that.... which is why I keep posting.

                                                                            Fired from Adult? Hardly. Ask Lens. I left Adult of my own free will.

                                                                            And my GF is none of your fucking business...... but I do get a chuckle out of knowing she makes more in one day than you make in 6 months.
                                                                            oh... now the truth comes out! your GF is bringing home the bacon! why didnt you tell us sooner? it's ok to admit you're a failure at what you do. There's nothing wrong with your GF bringing home the bacon, especially since yours, in my personal opinion, looks more like a man, than any man i've ever seen.

                                                                            nothing to show? even when i was 20yo, 9 years ago, i had more than you do now... i know that's a hard pill to swallow... and i realize it's hard for you to understand why someone with so much would not spew it all over an adult webmaster board, but some people have class... this is something you can't understand, so just take my word for it, ok?
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                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 39075

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                              oh... now the truth comes out! your GF is bringing home the bacon! why didnt you tell us sooner? it's ok to admit you're a failure at what you do. There's nothing wrong with your GF bringing home the bacon, especially since yours, in my personal opinion, looks more like a man, than any man i've ever seen.

                                                                              nothing to show? even when i was 20yo, 9 years ago, i had more than you do now... i know that's a hard pill to swallow... and i realize it's hard for you to understand why someone with so much would not spew it all over an adult webmaster board, but some people have class... this is something you can't understand, so just take my word for it, ok?
                                                                              LOL

                                                                              anyone can use the "take my word for it" line idiot...

                                                                              I got 9 billion dollars asshole... take my fucking word for it.




                                                                              you're a fucking loser kman. You always have been and you always will be. The fact that I've outdone you in every aspect of life is gnawing at your pathetic peanut brain.... it's quite obvious.


                                                                              When you have something substantial to show..... do show. Please. I'm chewing my nails in anticipation.

                                                                              Class? LOL...... anyone that lives with monkeys and fucks trannys has no concept of "class". Give me a fucking break.
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                                                                              • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                • 11913

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                LOL

                                                                                anyone can use the "take my word for it" line idiot...

                                                                                I got 9 billion dollars asshole... take my fucking word for it.

                                                                                hahaha.... the lithium is wearing off.

                                                                                what a fucking nut.

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                                                                                • Jer
                                                                                  God is Brazilian
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 10601

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I want a thirteen foot granite statue of Party Goat!

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                                                                                  • kmanrox
                                                                                    aka K-Man
                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                    • 29295

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                    hahaha.... the lithium is wearing off.

                                                                                    what a fucking nut.

                                                                                    hahaa shhhhhhhh he's outclassing and outdoing us! where have you been?
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                                                                                    • Mako
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                      i can't take pics, i'm too busy at the dealership pointing at cars i want to buy that i don't even need to put a deposit down for since my credit is so good
                                                                                      We have a new leader in the clubhouse, this is the best Amp diss of the thread thus far.

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                                                                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                        There can be only one
                                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                                        • 39075

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                                        hahaa shhhhhhhh he's outclassing and outdoing us! where have you been?

                                                                                        K-homo, the day you post a pic of anything of substance that outdoes something I have... I will never post again.

                                                                                        Here's your chance hotshot. Time to back up your mouth tranny fucker.
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                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 39075

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          or are you going to use the "some of us have class" line again.... lol
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                                                                                          • sonofsam
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                                            • 18648

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                            K-homo, the day you post a pic of anything of substance that outdoes something I have... I will never post again.

                                                                                            Here's your chance hotshot. Time to back up your mouth tranny fucker.
                                                                                            do ittttt kmannnnnnn , lets see if he'll stop posting
                                                                                            I like turtles.

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                                                                                            • JFK
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                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 67369

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Jer
                                                                                              I want a thirteen foot granite statue of Party Goat!
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                                                                                              • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                There can be only one
                                                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                                                • 39075

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                                do ittttt kmannnnnnn , lets see if he'll stop posting
                                                                                                keep dreaming dipshit..... kman is a fucking loser that couldn't handle life in the US so he moved to some ghetto ass country to live with whores and monkeys..... you think he's got more than $5 bucks to his fucking name?

                                                                                                You're a fucking chump if you do.
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                                                                                                • kmanrox
                                                                                                  aka K-Man
                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                  • 29295

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                  keep dreaming dipshit..... kman is a fucking loser that couldn't handle life in the US so he moved to some ghetto ass country to live with whores and monkeys..... you think he's got more than $5 bucks to his fucking name?

                                                                                                  You're a fucking chump if you do.

                                                                                                  you make no sense about as much sense as your GF not waxing her upper lip....
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                                                                                                  • kmanrox
                                                                                                    aka K-Man
                                                                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                                                                    • 29295

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    oh, and me, having class, don't need to post things of substance on GFY to win friends and respect.... i think the fact that i go around the world 3 times a year, and meet GFY members, and they see my hotel suites, me gambling etc, would be enough to prove i am financially secure =) your ignorance is bliss kiddo
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