I just a seabass under my son's bed

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  • MetroPornTour
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2005
    • 1043

    #1

    I just a seabass under my son's bed

    I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was seabass! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed.

    After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me! Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say!

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  • Red Ezra
    redezra.com
    • May 2004
    • 4678

    #2
    is this suppose to be funny or insulting to the mom who found the penthouse?

    and...what's up with all that sig?

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    • u-Bob
      there's no $$$ in porn
      • Jul 2005
      • 33063

      #3
      was it fresh? how did it smell?

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      • Manowar
        jellyfish  
        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4

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        • nofx
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 16826

          #5
          bahhahaha

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          • Rob
            I'm a great bowler.
            • Nov 2003
            • 13310

            #6
            Fish fucker.

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            • MetroPornTour
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2005
              • 1043

              #7
              Originally posted by Red Ezra
              is this suppose to be funny or insulting to the mom who found the penthouse?

              and...what's up with all that sig?
              Red take it easy. Several of these threads have appeared. (Ok I started 3 of them. - Micheal Jackson, crack whore and this one)

              I thought the origional post was cute and couldn't resist after reading about how someone found a turd.

              But this one....

              Well lets just say I finally figured that it provided a glimpse into MetaMan's childhood. Because to this day he likes to rub Seabass on his cock before he goes to bed at night.
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              • Godsmack
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                • Apr 2004
                • 4525

                #8
                ha ha ha, how fucking funny..
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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  Something's wrong with your kid.

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                  • Red Ezra
                    redezra.com
                    • May 2004
                    • 4678

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MetroPornTour
                    Red take it easy. Several of these threads have appeared. (Ok I started 3 of them. - Micheal Jackson, crack whore and this one)

                    I thought the origional post was cute and couldn't resist after reading about how someone found a turd.

                    But this one....

                    Well lets just say I finally figured that it provided a glimpse into MetaMan's childhood. Because to this day he likes to rub Seabass on his cock before he goes to bed at night.

                    ok....np...

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                    • MetaMan
                      I AM WEB 2.0
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 28682

                      #11
                      metaman has big balls like BADOW!

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                      • kmanrox
                        aka K-Man
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 29295

                        #12
                        lol !.......
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                        • MetaMan
                          I AM WEB 2.0
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 28682

                          #13
                          i am the inventor and owner of sea bass oil i suggest you cease the misuse of my name and product!

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                          • MetroPornTour
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 1043

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                            i am the inventor and owner of sea bass oil i suggest you cease the misuse of my name and product!

                            Well, you know I'm a Quebecoise.

                            So I'm going to hold a referendum about ceasing the missuse of your name and product!! I suspect the "NO" vote will win as always

                            But in the meantime you might want to consider labeling your product in French as well.

                            It would benefit you because I'm told there is a reported case of "Mad-Seabass" disease and the Americans are going to close the border to Alberta Seabass oil exports.

                            So labeling in French would give the option of domestic trade and possible
                            European export.
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                            • MetroPornTour
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                              • Apr 2005
                              • 1043

                              #15
                              Bump for metaman's comments
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