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Another long one:
I was riding the subway home and it makes its normal stop at the university and this man gets on, so me making small talk I asked him what he did, and he said that he was a professor at the university teaching logic.
Me: What's Logic?
Professor: Lets do an example, do you have a Lawn Mower?
Me: Yes
Professor: If you have a lawn mower you must have a yard
Me: Yeah, I've got a yard
Professor: If you have a yard, you must have a house
Me: Yeah I have a house
Professor: Judging by your age and you have a house, you must have a significant other
Me: Yeah, I have a wife
Professor: If you have a wife you must have kids
Me: Yeah I have kids
Professor: Then you must be heterosexual
Me: Yeah
Professor: You see, that's Logic, you take on topic and you to the next, then the next, etc.
So later that night my friends and I are sitting around the bar having a beer and my buddy Tom asks me what I did today...
Me: Oh, I ran into this professor and he teaches logic
Tom: Whats logic
Me: Lets do an example, do you have a lawn mower?
Tom: No
Me: Fag!
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