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This is kind of a long one:
A newly wed couple goes to a fishing lodge for their honeymoon, and as he's checking he asks the lodge manager where the best place to fish is. The lodge manager looks confused and says,
"Well, it's about 15 minutes from the launch off to the west, you'll see a tall rock wall, you can't miss it."
The newlywed man says, "Thanks"
So the newlywed couple pulls up to their lodge and the husband just throws all of their luggage into the room and pushes his wife in there and runs to the boat to go fishing. Later that night after the sun has set he comes back and the lodge manager bumps into him and the husband says, "Look at all the fish I caught."
Lodge manager was thinking, well, maybe he's a little nervous on their first night. But then early the next morning, as the sun is barely up, the same lodge manager sees the guy launching off to go fishing again and the husband doesn't come back until it's dark out, and says "Look at the fish I caught."
Lodge manager has to ask, "It's your honeymoon, why aren't you in there doing your wife?"
Husband says, "I can't, she's got herpes"
Lodge manager says, "Well, how about doing her in the ass?"
Husband says, "I can't, she's got aids"
Lodge manager says, "Why doesn't she just suck you off?"
Husband says, "I can't, she's got cold sores"
Lodge manager says, "So you're telling me that you married a women that you can't have sex with, not even anal, she can't suck you off even, why did you marry her?"
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