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tehHinjew · 04-24-2007, 08:38 AM

Subject: Presidential Candidates

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John
Edwards were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw
a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten
$100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
copilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them
out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

_______________________________

An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill.

He thought hed fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early.

Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.

Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.

Then the manager thought hed wait & see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed until after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack so the manager thought he would simply be honest and ask her advice.

He went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I dont know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, youd better jack off - Im late for my bus."

04-24-2007, 08:38 AM
tehHinjew Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: MTL Posts: 5,755	Subject: Presidential Candidates Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy." _______________________________ An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill. He thought hed fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought hed wait & see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed until after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack so the manager thought he would simply be honest and ask her advice. He went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I dont know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, youd better jack off - Im late for my bus." __________________ Hot Porn Wanna trade? email me at wanker (@) wanknation dot com Last edited by tehHinjew; 04-24-2007 at 08:40 AM..