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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310

    #1

    If you're fucking a girl in her ass and you reach around...

    and stick your finger down her throat will it feel good when she gags? I would imagine that every muscle in her body would contract and the ole' brown eye would clamp down on your dick and might even pinch it off.

    On a side note, reminds me of a good joke. Why is shit tapered at the end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut.

    Happy ass fucking and finger gagging, ameegos.
  • StuartD
    Sofa King Band
    • Jul 2002
    • 29903

    #2
    you think of these things immediately after getting your dick caught in your zipper?
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    • CDSmith
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      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #3
      Time to work on not posting everything that pops into your head Rob.
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      • Rob
        I'm a great bowler.
        • Nov 2003
        • 13310

        #4
        Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
        you think of these things immediately after getting your dick caught in your zipper?
        Naw, this is something I thought about when my buddy told me he did it to his girlfriend. I could think about fucking, blowjobs, ass-fucking, and just about anything else sex related with my dick on fire or skinned with a potato peeler.

        And my dick is going to be fine. It just hurt like all hell when it happened but the pain is slowly subsiding.

        I'm going to invent the "Finger Hook" - as a matter of fact, I'm bored so I'll Photoshop one real quick.

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        • jt420
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 2479

          #5
          sounds better then donkey punching
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          • High Quality
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 5741

            #6
            Post it! this oughta be funny

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            • Rob
              I'm a great bowler.
              • Nov 2003
              • 13310

              #7
              Introducing, The Gagger!

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              • BucksMania
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2005
                • 3758

                #8
                wow man seems like your friend is bored

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                • PimpDaddyPants
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 1581

                  #9

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                  • Basic_man
                    Programming King Pin
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 27360

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rob
                    Nor skinned with a potato peeler.
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                    • TheMob
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 8584

                      #11
                      you were less crazy when you were high on acid.. what are you on?

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                      • Rob
                        I'm a great bowler.
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 13310

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TheMob
                        you were less crazy when you were high on acid.. what are you on?
                        I had to worry about my reputation back then. :costumed-

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                        • Wiggles
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2004
                          • 14423

                          #13
                          hmm this sounds like it could be fun haha
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                          • sonofsam
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 18648

                            #14
                            You set off my board.tracker for the words "reach around"
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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Rob
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                              • LittleMack
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                                • Oct 2003
                                • 4645

                                #16
                                Wow, have to give that a whirl.
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                                • llporter
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 3221

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD
                                  you think of these things immediately after getting your dick caught in your zipper?
                                  .


                                  I agree with this guy.

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                                  • shermo

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                                    You set off my board.tracker for the words "reach around"
                                    He set mine off for "Why is shit tapered at the end?". I've always wondered why it is and now he's solved the mystery for me.

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                                    • PlugRush Sascha
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                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 2772

                                      #19
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                                      • Katsondaprowl
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2005
                                        • 132

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Rob
                                        Introducing, The Gagger!

                                        you really are too much

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                                        • budz
                                          Disruptive Innovator
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 4230

                                          #21
                                          high on rectal spasms
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