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  • nofx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 16826
    #1

    I just a turd under my sons bed!

    I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was a turd! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed.

    After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me! Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say!

    Often times I wonder why
    There's love and hate, theres live or die.
    When sickness comes I must decide:
    When feelings go, theres suicide.
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    • StickyGreen
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      • Oct 2003
      • 13076
      #2
      you're a female?
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        • nofx
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 16826
          #3
          Originally posted by StickyGreen
          you're a female?
          yes, you didnt know that ?!

          Often times I wonder why
          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
          When sickness comes I must decide:
          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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            • Morgan
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2002
              • 10520
              #4
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                • StickyGreen
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 13076
                  #5
                  what the fuck...
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                    • quiet
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 25115
                      #6
                      oh fuck
                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291
                          #7
                          i'd say buy a pooper scooper...
                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                            • acctman
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 2840
                              #8
                              didn't it smell, why did you put it back. remove it ewww

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                                • Furious_Female
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 8187
                                  #9
                                  I'm gonna spideynap Zeke
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                                    • MetaMan
                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 28682
                                      #10
                                      when does this thread get funny?

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                                        • nofx
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 16826
                                          #11
                                          FF, you better fucking not

                                          Zeke will bite your face off until he kills you


                                          Often times I wonder why
                                          There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                          When sickness comes I must decide:
                                          When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                            • nofx
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 16826
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                              when does this thread get funny?
                                              once you get banned for being a stupid hahahaha

                                              Often times I wonder why
                                              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                              When sickness comes I must decide:
                                              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                • MetaMan
                                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 28682
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                                  once you get banned for being a stupid hahahaha
                                                  you're a failed abortion, do not talk to me.

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                                                    • nofx
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 16826
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                      you're a failed abortion, do not talk to me.
                                                      and your mother drank while she was pregnant with you, oh wow....your insult was oh so cunning and painful.

                                                      nothing but a fat dumb nintendo tard

                                                      Often times I wonder why
                                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                        • CybermedAndy
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 4170
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                          when does this thread get funny?
                                                          Don't hold your breath

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                                                            • reynold
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 51271
                                                              #16
                                                              what is a turd bytheway?

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                                                                • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 12745
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I just a turd under my sons bed!
                                                                  What were you doing under his bed?

                                                                  Should we call the authorities?

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                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 133978
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by reynold
                                                                      what is a turd bytheway?
                                                                      Take a look in the mirror

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                                                                        • NickJ
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                          • 325
                                                                          #19
                                                                          the cat did it. :-)




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                                                                            • khs
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                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                              • 1730
                                                                              #20
                                                                              this thread blows
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                                                                                • Aza
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                  • 818
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  i like the way the thread title is also incorrect ;)
                                                                                  hahaha
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                                                                                    • TexasDreams
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                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 4700
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                      I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was a turd! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed.

                                                                                      After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me! Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say!
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                                                                                        • Funbrunette
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                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                          • 4834
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          ok...
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                                                                                            • KRL
                                                                                              Entrepreneur
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 31429
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              One time my kid shit in his pants and I guess he thought I'd be pissed so he rolled up his underwear and stuck it in a box under his bed.

                                                                                              Didn't find it for a couple weeks when I was cleaning and noticed a distinct smell from under the bed. Thought the dog shit or something.

                                                                                              Opened the box and I almost fell over from the stink blast.

                                                                                              So I confronted him and he said he didn't know where to put it and was worried if he put it in the laundry it would get all over my clothes and if he put it in the trash it would stink up the house so he just hid it.

                                                                                              Kids are too funny at times.
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                                                                                                • nofx
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 16826
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                  One time my kid shit in his pants and I guess he thought I'd be pissed so he rolled up his underwear and stuck it in a box under his bed.

                                                                                                  Didn't find it for a couple weeks when I was cleaning and noticed a distinct smell from under the bed. Thought the dog shit or something.

                                                                                                  Opened the box and I almost fell over from the stink blast.

                                                                                                  So I confronted him and he said he didn't know where to put it and was worried if he put it in the laundry it would get all over my clothes and if he put it in the trash it would stink up the house so he just hid it.

                                                                                                  Kids are too funny at times.
                                                                                                  hahahha, that is great

                                                                                                  Often times I wonder why
                                                                                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                                                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                                                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

                                                                                                    Comment

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