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I just a penthouse under my sons bed!

10-11-2005, 06:29 PM

I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was a penthouse! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed.

After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me! Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say!
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10-11-2005, 06:30 PM

Isn't your son like 8? Holy shit!

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10-11-2005, 06:31 PM

Boys will be boys.

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10-11-2005, 06:31 PM

Jesus hes 23, let him live his life.

J/K good luck at least it wasnt a playgirl
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10-11-2005, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by mdcq

Jesus hes 23, let him live his life.

You tuck your twenty-three year old into bed every night?

Your twenty-three year still lives at home?

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10-11-2005, 06:37 PM

It all depends on his age I guess.

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10-11-2005, 06:39 PM

fatal attraction, relax. Totally normal. Have your husband deal with it because he can have that man to boy talk. You should also be thankful hes not looking at a gay magazine.

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10-11-2005, 06:40 PM

I started snagging dad's mags at age 10.

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10-11-2005, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by mdcq

Jesus hes 23, let him live his life.

J/K good luck at least it wasnt a playgirl

If he's already 23 then you haven't seen all yet.
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10-11-2005, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by reynold

Wtf, is he really 23?

she hasnt mentioned his age. I was just fucking around. seriously though fatal, I dont think you have anything to worry about.
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10-11-2005, 06:42 PM

I first saw porn in 2nd grade.

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10-11-2005, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by Sly

Isn't your son like 8? Holy shit!

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10-11-2005, 06:47 PM

my son is 8 and I'm sure if he found a penthouse he would take it ... i find the Victoria Secret catalog in his room all the time ... there just curious ... i just explain to him that it's not for kids and when he gets older he can look at it all he wants ... there's really not much you can do other then get it out of the house ..

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10-11-2005, 06:47 PM

damn 9 years old? jeeze lol
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10-11-2005, 06:49 PM

at least you didn't find a sausage.

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10-11-2005, 06:50 PM

I could just imagine his face.. lol

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10-11-2005, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by MikeVega

my son is 8 and I'm sure if he found a penthouse he would take it ... i find the Victoria Secret catalog in his room all the time ... there just curious ... i just explain to him that it's not for kids and when he gets older he can look at it all he wants ... there's really not much you can do other then get it out of the house ..

He started with Victoria Secret when he was 4! I freaked, but didn't want to make a big deal out of it. I'm sure his dad will handle it the right way. Considering he has 2 lesbian daughters, I'm sure it probably is a relief to him!
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10-11-2005, 07:07 PM

It could have been worse you could have found this instead

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10-11-2005, 07:09 PM

Just a curious young man. No biggie.

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10-11-2005, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by DrinkingHARDER

It could have been worse you could have found this instead

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10-11-2005, 07:23 PM

if your still tucking him in he is too young to have porn under his bed. lol
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10-11-2005, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by fatal attraction

He started with Victoria Secret when he was 4! I freaked, but didn't want to make a big deal out of it. I'm sure his dad will handle it the right way. Considering he has 2 lesbian daughters, I'm sure it probably is a relief to him!

ya .. it could be Mens fitness

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10-11-2005, 07:26 PM

at least you know he's not gay
(not that there's anything wrong with that)

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10-11-2005, 07:46 PM

Why does it stun every human being that there kid's develop...

Its always funny to see.

Next time can ya get a photo of you're expression
Those tend to be the most priceless.

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10-11-2005, 07:48 PM

I was curious at that age also..no big deal

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10-11-2005, 09:41 PM

Yup, just be glad that it's not gay porn. I say let him keep it.

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10-11-2005, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by fatal attraction

He started with Victoria Secret when he was 4! I freaked, but didn't want to make a big deal out of it. I'm sure his dad will handle it the right way. Considering he has 2 lesbian daughters, I'm sure it probably is a relief to him!

wait a minute.. rewind a bit.... 2 lesbian daughters?

.... A/S/L?

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10-11-2005, 09:54 PM

I can still remember the days of stealing my fathers mags, he hid them in the bathroom under the sink.. some hiding spot lol, and than his porno videos. but ill never forget the day my friend wanted to show me his collection of mags and they were older than my mother, damn that was a great laugh, he had to be pretty embarrased about that one lol.. seriously the girls in these mags of his had more hair down there than on their head haha.
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10-11-2005, 09:54 PM

LOL funny thread. Im going to have to agree, now you know he isn't into the boys... I would be proud.

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10-11-2005, 09:59 PM

at least he wasn't surfing internet porn.
save the children!
just get him an extra large box of cleenex.
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10-11-2005, 10:03 PM

There's a time and place for everything, I wouldn't go to my son, who is also 9, and be like here son have fun with this Penthouse, but I also do not hide nudity on TV or Movies from him, I taught him that its normal and not to gaulk and make a big deal about it and to appreciate a nice looking nude woman when one appears and then go on with his day. I can't ever remember ever seeing my son giggle or get all goofy when they show a pair of tits in a movie, besides he's a buttman like his daddy.......fatal you have nothing to worry about, he's either gonna jerk of to Penthouse or any other magazine laying around the house, shit the girls are half naked in other mags anyway;)

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10-11-2005, 10:26 PM

Ahh Youth and magazines. Jenny McCarthy was my good friend.

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10-11-2005, 10:35 PM

it's all good till he tries to steal your dank stash...and unless it is a gay porn mag it's all good....

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10-11-2005, 10:39 PM

lmao.. wont have to deal with that sort of thing for a while yet!
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10-11-2005, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by Dukes

There's a time and place for everything, I wouldn't go to my son, who is also 9, and be like here son have fun with this Penthouse, but I also do not hide nudity on TV or Movies from him, I taught him that its normal and not to gaulk and make a big deal about it and to appreciate a nice looking nude woman when one appears and then go on with his day. I can't ever remember ever seeing my son giggle or get all goofy when they show a pair of tits in a movie, besides he's a buttman like his daddy.......fatal you have nothing to worry about, he's either gonna jerk of to Penthouse or any other magazine laying around the house, shit the girls are half naked in other mags anyway;)

Whats a butt man? Does that mean he is gay?

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10-11-2005, 11:09 PM

Shit, there's still print porn?

...damn...
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10-11-2005, 11:13 PM

thanks god it wasn't a cosmopolitain

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10-11-2005, 11:16 PM

The kids today have it made.

We had Pong they have XBox and Playstation.

They have Penthouse and all I got to jerk off to was National Geographic. I still get hard when I see boobies hanging down to a womans waist.

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10-12-2005, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by Corona

The kids today have it made.

We had Pong they have XBox and Playstation.

They have Penthouse and all I got to jerk off to was National Geographic. I still get hard when I see boobies hanging down to a womans waist.

lol.....
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10-12-2005, 01:11 AM

so was there a blond or a brunette on the cover

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10-12-2005, 01:14 AM

that is too much late tv for him

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10-12-2005, 01:23 AM

i remember my playboy stash. started looking at them at around the same age i believe. damn good times.

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10-12-2005, 01:31 AM

I was 9 or 10 when my dad caught me with a Penthouse
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10-12-2005, 01:36 AM

Originally posted by wtfent

Whats a butt man? Does that mean he is gay?

Are you being serious? Your in the porn biz and you have no idea what a Buttman is? Have you ever heard of "Buttman" John Stagliano? Let me just tell you straight out cuz your obviously a fucking idiot, a buttman is a guy who likes womens butts, and just in case this comes up later in life, a titman is a guy who likes tits..........is that simple enough for you, retard

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10-12-2005, 03:25 AM

Originally posted by tony404

if your still tucking him in he is too young to have porn under his bed. lol
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