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Originally Posted by notabook
Filthy, disgusting, LOUD creatures that won't ever shut the fuck up.
I got two of them years ago... they were neat at first, really novel. Then they started barking. They bark like dogs, like little fucking dogs. And they never shut the hell up! When they weren't sleeping, they were fucking BARKING or making this ugly screaming sound that sounded like a fart from Satan's ass.
Finally a while back one of them died and I was told that if I didn't buy another one that it would die from depression, so I didn't buy another one hoping this one would die. It has been fucking two years and not only has it not died but the fucker barks worse than before. The only time I can get it to hush is to feed it an apple  |
You think that is bad. Imagine this.
Not only does she fucking bark like a dog, but she also rings like a telephone, talks to the baby calling him by name, yells at me and the wife cussing like a sailor ( think she got that from my wife ) but she also bites. Really fucking hard.