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A few buddies are sitting around a card table and one guy says, "man I've been having a lot of Freudian slips lately."
"And I said what do you mean?"
He replies, "Well I was buying tickets for the train and instead of asking the hot girl behind the counter for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked her for two pickets to Tittsburgh."
I said, "I've been having a lot of those too. This morning I was eating breakfast with my wife, and instead of saying Honey pass me the syrup, i said, YOU BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE."
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