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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
who said i wanted to beat him up?
i would bribe him into my car with a happy meal and take him to your house and tell him that Halle Berry lives there. hopefully, in his delusional state, he won't decide that you are trying to hurt Halle Berry and try to kill you and your family while you are sleeping... but then again, if he does start stabbing you in your sleep, you can be comforted in your final gasping breaths while clutching your significant others lifeless hand with the knowledge that you did the right thing and gave a lunatic the benefit of doubt and a few chances. your tombstone will probably say "here lies scott, stabbed 165 times - he was a very nice guy"
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dude holy shit that was awesome haha +10 points for Pleasurepays