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well theres 2 ways to look at it..
at first i would be inclined to simply give the guy a good thrashing at the very least, if that failed then set him up in a position you can legally kill him before he kills you.
but thinking about it a bit longer, he is obviously insane, this isnt his fault, its an illness just like a broken arm or a flu, so is it even fair at all to be mad at the guy. If i truly believed the moon talked to me i would say that pretty important more important than a cop telling me there is no voice heh.
So theres also a few solutions..
#1 the nice guy approach
Be overly friendly.. Pretend like he is your best friend. "hey joe , good to see you , wanna go watch some football at the bar." act like he isnt crazy at all. then start slowly name dropping.. " hey by the way i was at a club yesterday and tom cruise was there and he mentioned something about them making a new movie in arizona. cool eh . he is gonna use one of my cars in the filming , blah blah etc etc, then casually mention. " halle barry was there with tom because he was helping her move into her new house in toronto. she bought this huge mansion etc etc.."
#2 the nasty approach..
leave a knife outside your door or just in your doorway cut al the lights off and leave the alarm off , sit on a chair inside the room in the dark and wait for him to arrive pick up the knife and come inside.
p.s. you dont gotta kill him just shoot him in the leg.
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