Toilet paper doesnt clean your ass

**woj** · 10-10-2005, 09:20 PM

50.........

**Zeina-Heart** · 10-10-2005, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by woj

50.........

damn it... you got there right before me.. oh and its 51 why does everyone say 50.. your the number 51 50-ONE

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**BusterBunny** · 10-10-2005, 09:21 PM

...fuck wiping just let it crust up then flake off...

**SomeCreep** · 10-10-2005, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by Franck

It just smears your doo doo out all the way through your crack.

Yes, isnt it wonderful.

**Porko** · 10-10-2005, 09:23 PM

i can't belive you guys dont have/use a bidet ...
with a bidet, your ass its 100% clean after take a shit.

Everyone here in Argentina have one at home...
i can't taka a shit without a bitet ! its just...horrible !

**Zeina-Heart** · 10-10-2005, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by BusterBunny

...fuck wiping just let it crust up then flake off...

**D-Money** · 10-10-2005, 09:25 PM

Drink a triple shot mocha.

No way you can go 2 to 3 days without a crap after that.

**RRRED** · 10-10-2005, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by Porko

i can't belive you guys dont have/use a bidet ...
with a bidet, your ass its 100% clean after take a shit.

Everyone here in Argentina have one at home...
i can't taka a shit without a bitet ! its just...horrible !

But it's only water.. and I dunno what I'm talking about here but do you not wipe at all? Just squirt a weak stream of water on your ass? I can't imagine you'd be 100% clean.

**RRRED** · 10-10-2005, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by D-Money

Drink a triple shot mocha.

No way you can go 2 to 3 days without a crap after that.

LOL!!!!

OMG this thread is killing me... bahahaha that is so true!

**tgpshack** · 10-10-2005, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

But it's only water.. and I dunno what I'm talking about here but do you not wipe at all? Just squirt a weak stream of water on your ass? I can't imagine you'd be 100% clean.

old bidets arent the greatest but the new models that are around in U.S. homes work well. I had a friend though who was addicted to ass scrubs at a spa. Had them done like weekly.

**Nightwind** · 10-10-2005, 09:30 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

**Porko** · 10-10-2005, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

But it's only water.. and I dunno what I'm talking about here but do you not wipe at all? Just squirt a weak stream of water on your ass? I can't imagine you'd be 100% clean.

Nah, a real Bited will give you hi pressure water (you can regulate the pressure) And of course, you use the Bidet after the paper..

**Meloman** · 10-10-2005, 09:36 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

Oh god I remember the first show I ever went to there was some cocktail party in someones suite I cant remember who.. but someone shit in the bidet..

First time I went to Italy when I was a little kid I was completely confused when I saw a bidet. I thought you were suppose to pee in the bidet and then shit in the toilet, lol.

**Porko** · 10-10-2005, 09:39 PM

**RRRED** · 10-10-2005, 09:40 PM

So you're supposed to shit in the bidet??? Sorry but I faintly just remember that it looked like you weren't supposed to. Like it had a sink type hole... You can't flush? WTF someone educate me!

**Porko** · 10-10-2005, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

So you're supposed to shit in the bidet??? Sorry but I faintly just remember that it looked like you weren't supposed to. Like it had a sink type hole... You can't flush? WTF someone educate me!

no man, bidet its just for a better clean of your ass:

step one: take a shit
step two: use the paper
step three: sit on the bidet, use high pressure water in your ass hole and..
done ! your ass its 100% clean

**Platinumpimp** · 10-10-2005, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

So you're supposed to shit in the bidet??? Sorry but I faintly just remember that it looked like you weren't supposed to. Like it had a sink type hole... You can't flush? WTF someone educate me!

You definately are not supposed to shit in the bidet!

**Platinumpimp** · 10-10-2005, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by Porko

no man, bidet its just for a better clean of your ass:

step one: take a shit
step two: use the paper
spet three: sit on the bidet, use hi pressure water in your ass hole and..
done ! your ass its 100% clean

OMG "man" ?

**jonesy** · 10-10-2005, 10:54 PM

i sometimes will wet some tolilet paper after wiping my ass to make sure there isnt any resi-doo

**D-Money** · 10-10-2005, 11:18 PM

So I'm sitting in France, drinking a very strong coffee and eating all sorts of cheese, so it's time to use the bathroom. And I'm in a restaurant.

Here's what happened.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/paris/tioletless.ram

**fuzzylogic** · 10-11-2005, 01:13 AM

Originally posted by jonesy

i sometimes will wet some tolilet paper after wiping my ass to make sure there isnt any resi-doo

excellent.

learn from the cats man, learn from the cats.

it's funny. now when i bend over a girl and she smells, i know she only uses paper. it turns me off

**p1mpdogg** · 10-11-2005, 01:19 AM

Originally posted by Franck

Im healthy as it can be. If it was bad for me i wouldve noticed it after 29 years.

I also piss very little. Well not very little but not very often. When i piss i piss twice as long as most people

Thats cool when going out. Everybody goes to the restroom every 30 mins. I go twice an evening.

arent you a cool mother fucker

**haig** · 10-11-2005, 01:20 AM

we are using water, clean more then all.

**MadCat** · 10-11-2005, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by Franck

And also for some reason i dont crap that much, maybe once every 2 or 3 days. Been like that my whole life.

This is fucking disgusting.

Imagine all the shit stacked up inside of you, rotting slowly ...

**ServerGenius** · 10-11-2005, 01:35 AM

people that go out and have to go to the bathroom every 30 minutes....aren't
pissing.....they're snorting coke

**LeslieSharp** · 10-11-2005, 01:36 AM

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

That's why you need the thing that puts water into your ass ... I forgot the name . My parents have one in their new house ... We laughed our asses off when we've seen this thing...

It is called a "Bidet" and every home should have one. I love the European hotels have them so their guests can skip their shower and just give themselves a "hooker" bath, he he he!

I almost pee'd my panties laughing at some of the "shit" (pun intended) I read on this thread. I have a feeling, this is one of those threads that Tube Steak & Kiwis! Nothing worse than a little "extra" or a stench while trying to be "nice."

On that note, I'm going to get a little sleep now. Will check on this "shit" later, he he he!

xoxo
Leslie

**u-Bob** · 10-11-2005, 01:38 AM

first let it dry, then use duct tape!

**Antonio** · 10-11-2005, 02:53 AM

I ALWAYS take a shower after taking a dump !!!

**justsexxx** · 10-11-2005, 02:54 AM

Originally posted by DynaSpain

people that go out and have to go to the bathroom every 30 minutes....aren't
pissing.....they're snorting coke

Nowadays I drink mainly white wine. But when I'm doing beers, and I go to the restroom the first time, I have to go every 30 minutes, and no, I'm not doing coke

**kmanrox** · 10-11-2005, 02:57 AM

i love Thailand's answer to the French buday (sp?), the dishwashing spray nozzle on the side of toilets... i havent had a single skidmark in 3 years... even if i ever moved to the USA I wouild demand one on all my toilets...

**LeslieSharp** · 10-11-2005, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by D-Money

So I'm sitting in France, drinking a very strong coffee and eating all sorts of cheese, so it's time to use the bathroom. And I'm in a restaurant.

Here's what happened.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/paris/tioletless.ram

OMG D,

You are so fucking funny! Loved that clip. I had to use one of those in Italy, at a castle we were touring. That thing is not very lady like is all I can say!!! Thank god I only had to pee,

Would love to hear the end result of your odyssey! Did you or did you not shit your pants or lose your balance and dip a sneaker?

xoxo
Leslie

**LeslieSharp** · 10-11-2005, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by fuzzylogic

excellent.

learn from the cats man, learn from the cats.

it's funny. now when i bend over a girl and she smells, i know she only uses paper. it turns me off

But it was okay prior to your discovering of better wiping of your ass?

BTW-wet toilet paper will leave tpcrumbs on your ass... Just buy baby wipes, they are much cleaner.

I think everyone should clean their butt before getting a face within 20 miles of it... Should we do a poll? I'm sure there are people out there who just don't care, he he he!

Leslie

**gangbangjoe** · 10-11-2005, 10:26 AM

there are more dangerous things on your keyboard than in your poo...

**nico-t** · 10-11-2005, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by tgpshack

a bidet. Common in Europe but not in the states unless you buy a million dollar home and even some million dollar homes don't have them by default. I've been looking at new homes and only about half the homes I looked at had bidets in the master bedroom. Though one of the homes that had a 580 square foot master bath had a very nice looking bidet. The whole thing had a gold plating lol

a bidet in the bedroom? Thats not common they need to be in the bathroom

**CDSmith** · 10-11-2005, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by Franck

Even after 10 wipes. If it isnt visible anymore doesnt mean its not there.

That's why on that last wad of TP I put a bit of lotion on it, and give the canyon a good scrubbing. Cleans it up good.

My ass is so clean you could eat your lunch off it. :D

**Phoenix** · 10-11-2005, 10:35 AM

technically you should shit after every meal

i go twice a day usually

**Wiggles** · 10-11-2005, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by BlingDaddy

Shitting in the bidet is just wrong....

haha but it feel so right!

**Tex Willer** · 10-11-2005, 11:42 AM

fine ass thread hands down

**jonesy** · 10-11-2005, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by LeslieSharp

BTW-wet toilet paper will leave tpcrumbs on your ass... Just buy baby wipes, they are much cleaner.

I

if done correctly it wont - only lazy bastards leave that kinda shit behind - no pun intended.

**jonesy** · 10-11-2005, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by D-Money

So I'm sitting in France, drinking a very strong coffee and eating all sorts of cheese, so it's time to use the bathroom. And I'm in a restaurant.

Here's what happened.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/paris/tioletless.ram

yo im fucking crying ...

**Dopy** · 10-11-2005, 05:37 PM

**Rebecca Love** · 10-11-2005, 05:41 PM

Baby wipes followed by TP to get the moisture.

**Tat2Jr** · 10-11-2005, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

Great now everytime I see you I'm going to have this picture of a little ziplock bag of baby wipes in your pocket... thanks HOT

Yeah, but you'll know I'm all good if you wanna toss my salad! See ya at the next convention? ;)

Toilet paper doesnt clean your ass

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