Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them
for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make
my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your
ass, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too
small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,
he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them
for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make
my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your
ass, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
I liked that one..lol
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