jean claude van dam VS. steven seagal!

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  • GTS Mark
    Vrume Mark
    • Jan 2001
    • 20912

    #51
    I think Van Damme could lay a beating down on old porkchop. A few years back (circa 1990-1995) I think Seagal would have destroyed Van Damme.

    DH

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    • Violetta
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      • Jul 2004
      • 28735

      #52
      Steven Segal!!
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      • adultchica
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2005
        • 5141

        #53
        Jean Claude may take it up the poop chute, but he could beat up Steven Segal hands down. Segal is gettin' a little portly.

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        • GeeDee
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 261

          #54
          Jean Claude would definitely win he is much faster as pigtail....
          But about Bruce lee

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          • Evil1
            Confirmed User
            • Mar 2002
            • 3893

            #55
            Didnt van damn flap his mouth in a NYC bar and get leveled by someones bodyguard in the early 90's?

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            • Basic_man
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              • Oct 2003
              • 27360

              #56
              I would vote for Van Dame :d
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              • pornpf69
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2004
                • 15782

                #57
                Dolph Lundgreen!

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                • pornpf69
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 15782

                  #58
                  Originally posted by keyDet79
                  The only people who knew how to fight were Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris who was Bruce Lee's student.

                  that is not true....

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                  • scardog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 886

                    #59
                    seagal may be an idiot, but he is really a martial arts expert. He was on the cover of Blackbelt magazine in the 70s. He may wear a rug, but he knows what he is doing when it comes to aikido. He only became a movie star because he was Michael Ovitz's aikido instructor.

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                    • Translation
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 482

                      #60
                      bruce lee is and was a total joke. watched one of his movies over the weekend, no clue what it was called, but his fight "moves" were horrible, his fight coreography was HORRIBLE, i mean it was robotic, very poorly done, none of his stuff works in a real fight, his acting was beyond pathetic, i mean really really terrible. that guy couldnt whip his way out of a wet paper sack in the real world or in a mma tournament.

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                      • Translation
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 482

                        #61
                        also, neither segal or van dumbass could win against an average street fighter. they are both complete jokes. anyways, what is this 1992? i think thats the last time i heard anyone ponder the segal-vs-vandamme scenario. they are both hasbeens. neither of them knows how to fight. they are actors, and even that is a stretch as neither of them can act.

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                        • Nicky
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 30071

                          #62
                          Originally posted by pornpf69
                          that is not true....
                          what is not true? That Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee's student? He was for a couple of years.....

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                          • NoWhErE
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 10583

                            #63
                            See the thing with Aikido is, even if you are fat and porkly, you an still whoop someone's ass. That style doesn't depend on strength, speed or flexibility, but the manipulation of one's opponent. Watch Segal's movies, you'll see that Aikidio is based on using your opponents moves to hurt themselves. Segal could severly hurt you if you weren't super careful.


                            Van Damn is a master of Bullshit-Fu... plain and simple.
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                            • Rinaldo
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 5086

                              #64
                              He's an ex navy seal... seal team 6
                              Seagal would whoop the shit out of van daam, you're talking abot a guy that weighs 150 and a guy that weight 220 and one relies on kicking and the other relies on using your energy against you.

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                              • Kevsh
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 8619

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                Van Damme is a better actor ... that's all I know.
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                                • CHMOD
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 1697

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by NoWhErE
                                  See the thing with Aikido is, even if you are fat and porkly, you an still whoop someone's ass. That style doesn't depend on strength, speed or flexibility, but the manipulation of one's opponent. Watch Segal's movies, you'll see that Aikidio is based on using your opponents moves to hurt themselves. Segal could severly hurt you if you weren't super careful.


                                  Van Damn is a master of Bullshit-Fu... plain and simple.


                                  Seagal is a clown.

                                  I own a martial art school. I teach judo and there is a teacher for aikido.

                                  Every single judoka in my place kicks the shit out of any aikidoka's.
                                  Aikido is a joke.

                                  They train likie dancers. Once a week, we do our workout all together.
                                  Aikidoka's are all dead after 2 minutes of joggin !

                                  Last edited by CHMOD; 10-10-2005, 09:53 AM.
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                                  • MikeHawk
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                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 6683

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
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