OK... i have to toss in my
on this
Your last name stays put.
- Women dont have to change their last name, i know plenty that dont
The garage is all yours.
- the CLOSETS and BANK ACCOUNTS are all yours... please its no comparision
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- so do the bills
Chocolate is just another snack.
- ok, maybe your right
You can be President.
- so can you. get up, raise some money, get your name out, prove yourself and a woman will be president. they made a show about it on CBS, so it has to be true one day
You can never be pregnant.
- unless your a F2M transexual, it is a possibility
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- so can you, just dont get wet
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
- you can wear a thong on the beach
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- pffft, dont kid yourself, they lie to everyone including men because they think other men will trust them
The world is your urinal.
- not if you have a condition where you have to sit down to pee
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
- you can swat, ive seen it done
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- lefty loosey, righty tighty.
Same work, more pay.
- NOT true. if a woman takes of her clothes she definetly gets paid WAY more than me
Wrinkles add character.
- yeah, we are cool like that
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.
- then rent a wedding dress
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- no one likes it, guys just pretend to so we dont look like panzies
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- then dont buy them
One mood all the time.
- no
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- not true at all
You know stuff about tanks.
- wikipedia, everyone can learn about tanks
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- i pack more than my gf
You can open all your own jars.
- not my fault i am a super hero
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- you can get any guy to do anything you want because you have boobies and a vagina
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
- we have short term memory
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
- ive bought many pairs of womens underwear to sell on ebay. i bought a 5 pack for $8 at walmart
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- your dressing to impress other women, not men. if you stop, the rest of women will stop too
You almost never have strap problems in public.
- i would rather have a strap problem then my balls itiching when im in the middle of the LA zoo
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- you think that buying something on sale is like saving a puppy from being put down
Everything on your face stays its original color.
- i admit that when ive had a pimple, ive used a little coverup. so :P
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- negative
You only have to shave your face and neck.
- and balls too. get your legs waxed
You can play with toys all your life.
- i guess
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- we are cool like that
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
- start a new trend and carry all your stuff in a plastic bag. it will catch on and everyone will do it
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
- unless you are John Stamous
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
- not mine
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
- i know 12 year olds with more facial hair then me
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
- its called a skill we have
No wonder men are happier.
Are you kidding me? Women have it so easy. you can get ANYTHING you want because you have tits and snatch. If i wanted a new car i would have to work and work and save and save. you can just go up to some rich guy and flirt and a day later you have a new car fully paid for.
but yeah, being a guy does rule
