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Really annoying "Sayings" your parents used to say that drive you nuts....

10-09-2005, 05:13 PM

Post em here...i'll give you two biggies for me. He was an old brooklyn wiseguy so the sayings are endless for me...

1) My dad would answer the phone and say "It's your dime...spend it!" - used to drive me insane.
2) He would also say "if i'm lying, i'm flying, and i ain't got wings"!!! Used to make me want to drive an ice pick through my ears.

Anyone else's parents or elders say cheesy shit that drove you Nuts?

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10-09-2005, 05:13 PM

"Go to school"

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10-09-2005, 05:14 PM

my mom used to say "here's a quarter...call somebody who cares..." lol

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10-09-2005, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by bangman

"Go to school"

I used to hate that one too...

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10-09-2005, 05:16 PM

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10-09-2005, 05:17 PM

Wait till your father gets home
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10-09-2005, 05:18 PM

He used to say "i'm Like ny,Ny...so nice they named me twice". To this day i'm not 100% sure what the hell it meant...but it pissed me off to all hell.

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10-09-2005, 05:38 PM

My dad used to call me a "shit hook" when he was pissed... I never knew what the hell a shit hook was but it always made me laugh.

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10-09-2005, 05:39 PM

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10-09-2005, 05:47 PM

I'd say "Dad, I'm hungry"

He'd stick out his hand for a handshake and say "Glad to meet you hungry, I'm thirsty"

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10-09-2005, 05:48 PM

we'll get there when we get there!
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10-09-2005, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by bangman

"Go to school"

Yep that one is up there

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10-09-2005, 05:52 PM

"if you keep playing with it, it's going to fall off" LOL! ;)

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10-09-2005, 06:08 PM

How about "Stop it, or i'll give you something to cry about!"

I already clearly have something to cry about you asshole!

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10-09-2005, 06:09 PM

My parents didn't had any annoying expressoins actually...

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10-09-2005, 06:10 PM

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10-09-2005, 06:10 PM

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10-09-2005, 06:12 PM

Just a week ago... "When are you going to get a real job?" eesh

But let's see.. the classics like
"As long as you're under my roof you're gonna go by my rules"
"You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached"
"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?"
"Life's a bitch and then you die"
"If I wanted any shit outta you, I'd squeeze your head"
"I'll give you something to cry about"

Hahaha... oh jeez there's so many
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10-09-2005, 06:13 PM

Ohhhh haha and "Do as I say not as I do" and
"Were you born in a barn?"

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10-09-2005, 06:14 PM

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10-09-2005, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by RayVega

How about "Stop it, or i'll give you something to cry about!"

LOL, my dad used to say that and when we complained to my mother, she'd say:

"Go pound sand." (not sure what that was supposed to mean)

and to "I'm bored."

"Go stand on your head and spit wooden nickles."

And the all time favorite - my mother hated to cook so when we asked what was for dinner her favorite answer was:

"Shit on a shingle"

Scary huh,

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10-09-2005, 06:18 PM

"Hear it, don't say it" when my mother would swear in front of me.

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10-09-2005, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by CynthiaB

LOL, my dad used to say that and when we complained to my mother, she'd say:

"Go pound sand." (not sure what that was supposed to mean)

and to "I'm bored."

"Go stand on your head and spit wooden nickles."

And the all time favorite - my mother hated to cook so when we asked what was for dinner her favorite answer was:

"Shit on a shingle"

Scary huh,

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10-09-2005, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

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10-09-2005, 06:24 PM

Everything my parents said to me annoyed me. Thats why I relocated to the other side of the country from them.

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10-09-2005, 06:25 PM

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10-09-2005, 06:27 PM

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10-09-2005, 07:24 PM

I always hated:

"I'll really give you something to cry about"
"You're skating on thin ice"
"I've had it up to here with you'
"I'll slap you into the middle of next week"

and the dumb questions like:

"You want to be on punishment?" - yes, please put me on punishment. lol
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10-09-2005, 07:41 PM

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10-09-2005, 07:44 PM

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10-09-2005, 07:50 PM

My Moms persnoal favorite...
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10-09-2005, 07:56 PM

'you've got a chip on your shoulder' still have no fucking clue what that means
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10-09-2005, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by Vitasoy

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10-09-2005, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by RRRED

Just a week ago... "When are you going to get a real job?" eesh

But let's see.. the classics like
"As long as you're under my roof you're gonna go by my rules"
"You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached"
"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?"
"Life's a bitch and then you die"
"If I wanted any shit outta you, I'd squeeze your head"
"I'll give you something to cry about"

Hahaha... oh jeez there's so many

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10-09-2005, 08:01 PM

Shut the fuck up or I'll beat some sense into you

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10-09-2005, 08:54 PM

"Shut up you pussy!" My Mom was one tough cookie.

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10-09-2005, 09:27 PM

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10-09-2005, 09:34 PM

Get the fuck out of my house

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10-09-2005, 09:38 PM

Holly, never, ever depend on a man to take care of you.

I used to roll my eyes when my mom said this to me, my whole life. Now I realize what a fucken genius of a mother I was lucky enough to have.

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10-09-2005, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox

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10-09-2005, 10:01 PM

mine, either. and after reading what some gfy'ers parents said to them, i'm glad my parents didn't have any sayings!!!

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10-09-2005, 10:01 PM

These two gems from my stepfather, may he burn in hell.

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10-09-2005, 10:27 PM

Ha ha, too funny!

Back in the day, we would say "Duh"...then Mom started saying it all the time, grrrr!!!!

Dad, would say...There's two type's of guy's my daughters will NOT date, Niggas and carnies (carnival workers) to this day, neither one of us have...He was hung-up on saying that daily.

When we were little, Mom was rude and would say "big ears" is in the room, if we walked in on an adult convo. Still pisses me off to this day, as if we gave a shit about her convo, LOL!

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10-09-2005, 10:47 PM

I would have to say.. the most annoying thing my dad said to me was..

"You will know what I'm talking about when you get older"

NO dad I forgot what the hell you were talking about...It's 25 years ago!!

Uhhh... and this one... "When I was your age......" and you would get that whole story about him walking 20 miles barefoot to school in the snow up hill the whole way... *LOL* Always pissed me off... My dad is born in the city *LOL*

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10-10-2005, 12:25 AM

Mine played the guilt card mostly.
"Im not mad with you son, im dissapointed."
"You dont give a shit about us do you son."
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10-10-2005, 12:37 AM

" you need to go to church and get saved and baptised or you will go to hell"
" if you lie you go to hell"
"wake up and go to church or i will get the belt"
"stop spinning in my yard with that damn go-cart or i will get the belt"
"stop trying to run over chickens with the go-cart or you will go to hell"

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10-10-2005, 03:40 AM

I'm happy to say that I have forgotten alot of the sayings my olds used to say, but there is one or two that I will also ways hate.
1) Folks are Dumb Where I Come From (he used to say that when he was going crazy)
2) If You Dont Stop Crying Ill Really Give You Something To Cry About( I see alot of your parents said that)
Also I hated it when my father and I where having a fight and he would always inturupt me with "wrong wrong wrong worng" over and over again, in the end id end up screaming and going to my room lol.

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10-10-2005, 03:51 AM

"I don't want to see you peeing on your bed again"

By the way, that was 20 years ago.
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