Brad

Usually what ever is around. I must have read the toothpaste label thousands of times. Bathroom readers are pretty sweet though, but they do tend to make a quick shit last a little too long. I hear you can get hemorrhoids from sitting on the crapper for too long. You have to love that numb feeling you get in your legs after you complete your 20 page reading on the history of soccer (which I should mention should be promptly be followed by a selection from your favorite Chicken Soup… book because reading about soccer and it’s origins will probably make you want to jump out the closest available window.)

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