Or do you? Some people take a 15 second shit..so no need. My dailies are 5-7 minutes, so to add to the release pleasure (taking a good crap ranks up there) my personal mag rack has Readers Digest, Playboy and Cracked.
Someone should come up with a magazine called "Toilet".
..or even a one per day/morning, 2-3 page silly/funny quick print with a click. No death or politics allowed.
I hate my brain.