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"I have found a totally new and innovative way to enjoy Lars Tetens. Heat a pan of water on the stove, insert one Phat cigar and viola!!! the whole house smells ... well ..ah ... different. "
"I actually placed one in my anus to improve the flavor. "
Sounds like some good cigars...
"I INMERSE MY CIGARS IN URINE COLLECTED FROM VESTAL VIRGINS. IT HAS A SPECIAL PHENOMORE THAT ATTRACTS MEN TO SUCK ON THESE STICKS.I AM BOTTLING AND SELLING THIS JUICE TO ALL THOSE THAT HAVE PURCHASED MY CIGARS IN THE PAST. YOU GUYS ARE JUST ENVIOUS OF MY SUCCESS. LOVE & PEACE....LARS."
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