When your friends are Nurses you hear some crazy stories ...

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  • AZSarah
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 1651

    #1

    When your friends are Nurses you hear some crazy stories ...

    I was out with a group of my girlfriends last night and several of them are E.R. nurses.
    They start telling gross nurse stories & of course up comes the topic of people coming in with random objects right up the booty.
    Amongst some of these objects were an electric toothbrush, a glass candle stick holder that had broken inside, a circular hair brush, and get this... a mayonaisse jar.

    Most common explanation from the patient as to what happened ...
    "I fell on it".

    Why?
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  • HighSociety
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    • Jun 2005
    • 1786

    #2
    there is a thread right below about a missing dildo
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    • AZSarah
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2006
      • 1651

      #3
      Originally posted by made2ordervideos
      there is a thread right below about a missing dildo
      LMAO! I know, I just saw that & left a remark
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      • AZSarah
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2006
        • 1651

        #4
        Originally posted by made2ordervideos
        there is a thread right below about a missing dildo
        LMAO! I know, I just saw that & left a remark
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        • WiredGuy
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          • Aug 2002
          • 34513

          #5
          Those patients are all lying. Nobody accidentally falls onto a mayonaisse jar when they're naked in the kitchen. LOL. I don't even want to picture it!
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          • sherie
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            • Feb 2002
            • 7020

            #6
            "I fell on it" ??? that's funny, I can't believe that people not only are that stupid for inserting such things into themselves, but the excuse??? Come on now lol...How does one fall onto an electric toothbrush?...
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            • StarkReality
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              • May 2004
              • 4444

              #7
              Here is how it happens: http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIJ5.html

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              • Rochard
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                • Dec 2001
                • 75733

                #8
                A number of times I've been naked in my bathroom and nearly fallen on to a toothbrush. It happens.
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                • LauraLee
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                  • Sep 2003
                  • 3821

                  #9
                  No shit girl, I also have some close friends who are E.R. and Labor and Delivery Nurses and Doctors, and lemme tell you the topics of convo I have sat and listened to them chat about...sick and crazy!!

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                  • HomerSimpson
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                    • Sep 2005
                    • 13826

                    #10
                    Have a friend who's doctor and he have fucked almost all nurses at the hospital especially in 3rd shift...
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                    • Pumba
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                      • Oct 2006
                      • 1094

                      #11
                      Some people are just stupid. Try reading Darwin's Awards and you'll get the picture.

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                      • Boobs
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                        • Aug 2006
                        • 7875

                        #12

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                        • Tanya_AWP
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                          • Feb 2007
                          • 858

                          #13
                          wow! funny but true and seriously scary....a mayonaisse jar????


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                          • gornyhuy
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                            • May 2002
                            • 18041

                            #14
                            Isn't there a Seinfeld episode that is exactly that story? I think George's dad or somebody falls on the Fusili Jerry... also a scrubs episode where they are going through the "ass box" and looking at the objects.

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                            • gornyhuy
                              Chafed.
                              • May 2002
                              • 18041

                              #15
                              BTW - a friend of mine is a labor and delivery nurse... now THERE are some gross out and scary stories. Imagine how many bleeding shit covered twats she has to stare at every year.

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                              • Miguel T
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                                • May 2005
                                • 12470

                                #16
                                OMFG! A maionese jar?

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                                • Dwreck
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 7362

                                  #17
                                  both my parents are nurses yes even my dad! I wondered where i was concieved. lol MY dad HAHAHAHA i knew what he was thinking. Where could he work around hotties all day. LOL

                                  Needless to say my mom tells the best haunted stories about her days at an old folks home where she worked the night shift.
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